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Sam
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Baseball & cats & aquariums & whatever else I feel like

he/him/any OH->CA->IN
on the edge of Gen X / Gen Y
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Sticky thread 🧵: Meet the animals!

An ongoing thread I plan to update as the number of pets in my house continues to increase and as I get photos collected of the current crew.
Just a nice little attempt to get all the names and ages and everything all in one place.
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Do. Not. Do. This.

First of all, Auschwitz and the ICE camps are NOT the same. We need to call them what the are and identify them accurately so we can fight them in the right way.

Second of all, HOW DARE YOU do wordplay with death camps where Jews were tortured and massacred.
January 25, 2026 at 2:13 AM
It's important to remember that you will NEVER see that reward money. Don't be a rat. Don't be a class traitor.
January 17, 2026 at 2:44 PM
This jerk. 🦞🐠
December 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Trying to get some video of the crayfish while one cat chirps at me for attention and the other one headbutts my hands. 🦞🐠
December 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If you see this, share a redhead
December 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
He's in his own little world.
December 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Would I be okay paying 12% more in taxes vs paying 30% into an insurance company that might start paying 50% of my bill once I pay an unaffordable deductible?

Yeah, guy. I'm pretty damn okay with that.
R U ok with paying 8 to 12 pct more in taxes and possibly losing your standard deduction ?

R U ok with losing access to different curative medications and care because the government can't afford to pay for them, even after taxing all the billionaires 90 pct?
December 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Shrimp like peas 🦐🐠
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Finally got home from work early enough to do some aquarium maintenance. I had some help this time. 😺🦐🐠
December 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Evening in the shrimp tank 🦐🐠
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Cat tax
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I'm getting glared at pretty hard for the crime of giving him dinner 🦀
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Frying rice in HD 🦐🐠
October 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Baby grazing 🦀
October 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Introvert vs Extrovert 🦀
October 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
You can always depend on the ol' spyfucker.
October 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
ᴛɪɴʏ

🦐🐠
October 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Oh hello 🦐🐠
October 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Ramenposting 🍜😺
October 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I think they like it 🦐🐠
September 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Srimp 🦐🐠
September 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The shrimp watcher has logged on 😺🦐🐠
September 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Furiously frying rice 🦐🐠
September 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Shrimp hanging out in their tree with a suspicious pointy eared shadow behind
September 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Big shrimpin
September 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM