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Halaylah, of No House
@halaylah.com
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Call me Hal.
Lvl 51 Artist, Bard, & Bartender.
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Cold Moon
#ArtAdventCalendar2025
B&W photo of snowy branches in front of a cloudy sky, with the full moon barely showing through the clouds. Not a great pic, but it's what I could get at 4 in the morning.
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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First snowfall
Photo of a parking lot from the 2nd floor balcony. Everything below is covered with a thick layer of snow, the trees are whited out, and the snowflakes are still falling, illuminated by a light post.
December 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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I have $50. Think it'll fit?
A pile of groceries on a conveyor, including some lunches, generic sodas, frozen veg, bread, salt, and dry beans. I need all this to fit inside $50. Not sure it will.
December 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Graffiti-style number 51 in pinks & purples with turquoise & yellow highlights.
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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When you post an image, in the top left corner of the image is a box that says "+ALT." You click that, and a box will pop up where you can write a description of the photo, as if you were describing it to someone who can't see it (which you are.) When you're done, you hit SAVE & finish your post.
A photo of an orange Volkswagen beetle with a license plate that says "BEEBEE8"
November 29, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
White graffiti on a black wall at night, with lots of pointy, jagged shapes and a spiral at the bottom. (photographer unknown)
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Uninstalled.
By-bye, ulchabhán glas!
My final Duolingo screen, seconds before I uninstalled the app, showing a 1312 day streak.
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
"Trial and Error" 1997. Starring Jeff Daniels, Michael Richards, and Charlize Theron. Also featuring Jennifer Coolidge, Jessica Steen, Ali Wentworth, Austin Pendleton, and Rip Torn. This was a silly little bit of comedy fluff, and I love it unreservedly.
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Post a famous bathroom scene📺
John Cusack as Lane Meyer in Better Off Dead, with q-tips all in his nose and mouth
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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I'm lovin' the McSoda
Close up of an AI image of a bunch of rich assholes eating McDonald's in a parking lot, because they can't have food in their Cybertruck because crumbs or ketchup smears could render it inoperable. In front of one rich asshole is a soda can with part of the McDonald's golden arch logo on it.
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Suck it in, suck it in, suck it in
If you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn
Make a desperate move or else you'll win, and then begin to see
What you're doin to me
This MTV is not for free
It's so PC its killin me
So desp'rately I sing to thee of love
hilarious picture of Pope Leo surrounded by press, cardinals etc, holding a mic with both hands and his eyes closed like he is DEEP in his karaoke feels
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Her sister Galaxy, completely enthralled by bird videos. #caturday
A black cat watching bird videos (a cardinal in this instance) on her person's phone.
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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I got a present in the mail today!!
Photo of a pair of guillotine earrings on a white background.
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Also I made myself a little key tag.
Photo of a purple key tag with a white snowflake drawn on it, with hand stitching all around in burgundy thread. Photo of the other side of the key tag, which is a colorful striped woven fabric. Also with burgundy handstitching all around.
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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The cashier at the gas station noticed the Vulcan script on my jacket today - nobody has *ever* caught that detail before!
Photo of an old jean jacket that is heavily patched and decorated, featuring the blues traveler screaming cat on the back panel, the words BLACK LIVES MATTER across the back yoke, and a keffiyeh pattern drawn on one of the side panels. Close up of some of the stitching on the back of the jacket, which is arranged along a vertical line and stitched in swirls & curly cues that resemble Vulcan script from Star Trek: TNG. It doesn't say anything though. The stitches, however, are real and necessary. When I took the jacket out of storage one autumn several years ago, that particular seam was threadbare and in immediate need of mending. So I made it look cool.
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
They Might Be Giants 1990 album Flood
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Tree #ArtSky #practice
Digital drawing of a tree, looking from the base up, the leaves are yellow & pale green and the branches are dark & wind-twisted The reference photo that the previous drawing was based on. There are more green leaves and more empty space, and the tree branches are not as prominent in the photo as they are in the drawing.
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Without downloading new pics, describe your gender:
High Five Cigarette Peace Sign Piano Taxicab
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Lookit this bougie-ass car!
#PostTheWins
Photo of a car dash & steering wheel with knobs & buttons absolutely everywhere! Outside is a busy city street in gorgeous autumn yellows and golds.
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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$60 for a day's worth of food
for 5 people & 2 cats.
The check-out conveyor at Walmart, loaded with groceries including toaster strudels, bananas, green chiles, potatoes & onions, a loaf of bread, a couple 2L sodas, cat food, etc.
November 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Favorite superhero that isn't Marvel or DC.
Full length portrait of Willow Rosenberg, one hand on her hip, the other trailing a streak of purple magic.
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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All these people have the same first name as me. None of us go by it.
Stephanie Lynn Nicks - aka Stevie Stefani Germanotta, or Lady Gaga Stephanie Courtney as Flo from Progressive Stephanie Clifford - better known as Stormy Daniels
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Hate, hate, HATE restaurants that keep their dining rooms at 40° to deter "loitering." I'm waiting for a big order, and I can't feel my lips!
Freezing emoji
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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#NewProfilePic
Selfie of an older white woman with short grey hair and a heavily patched & decorated jean jacket, in front of a group of trees.
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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#Albuquerque
Photo of an absolutely gigantic Toyota truck, parked in a spot that says 'COMPACT'
November 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM