Hans the Hairypigcub
@hairypigcub.bsky.social
33 🏳️🌈 he/him
Pork Roast who enjoys posting way too many lewds and nudes. You'll see kink, chastity, bondage, dildos, and more from me.
I try to be friendly and responsive so feel free to slip into my DMs.
NSFW 🔞 No Minors!
Pork Roast who enjoys posting way too many lewds and nudes. You'll see kink, chastity, bondage, dildos, and more from me.
I try to be friendly and responsive so feel free to slip into my DMs.
NSFW 🔞 No Minors!
Looks like a good time, just need a good hole to help you further relax ;3
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Looks like a good time, just need a good hole to help you further relax ;3
Makes me think of this scene from SNL. "Everything is for you. AND THIS ONE THING IS FOR HIM!"
Niche kinks can be really rough for content... especially when you're looking for just the right part of that niche.
Niche kinks can be really rough for content... especially when you're looking for just the right part of that niche.
a woman is laughing with a boy and the words everything is for you are visible
ALT: a woman is laughing with a boy and the words everything is for you are visible
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November 20, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Makes me think of this scene from SNL. "Everything is for you. AND THIS ONE THING IS FOR HIM!"
Niche kinks can be really rough for content... especially when you're looking for just the right part of that niche.
Niche kinks can be really rough for content... especially when you're looking for just the right part of that niche.
Those thighs definitely be crushing watermelons ;3
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Those thighs definitely be crushing watermelons ;3
That looks like a pretty talented tongue!
November 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
That looks like a pretty talented tongue!
Look at that sexy bear! 😜
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Look at that sexy bear! 😜
Thanksgiving ham ;3
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Thanksgiving ham ;3
The piggy definitely needs to be hand stuffed ;3
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
The piggy definitely needs to be hand stuffed ;3
I don't doubt! I've heard there are quite the differences between the two.
November 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I don't doubt! I've heard there are quite the differences between the two.
Indeed! Delicious even. Bacon, ham, pork chops. I'm the word of a particular wolf: "little pigs is good to eat" hehehe
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Indeed! Delicious even. Bacon, ham, pork chops. I'm the word of a particular wolf: "little pigs is good to eat" hehehe