Hans the Hairypigcub
@hairypigcub.bsky.social
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33 🏳️‍🌈 he/him Pork Roast who enjoys posting way too many lewds and nudes. You'll see kink, chastity, bondage, dildos, and more from me. I try to be friendly and responsive so feel free to slip into my DMs. NSFW 🔞 No Minors!
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I was inspired to make this and hopefully it'll making answering the question "what are you into" easier. :D
hairypigcub.bsky.social
🥴👉👈 maybe clink some cages before I become a chair?
hairypigcub.bsky.social
Definitely more than just leaky there hahaha the vibrating butt plug hit just right! ❤️
hairypigcub.bsky.social
I got a little too excited on Sunday hehe
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My weeks are offset by a day, typically, so wouldn't that make today my hump day? Good thing I had a bear around to fuck a couple loads into me.
hairypigcub.bsky.social
Grrrrrrr fuck yeah, gotta love 'em. Nice little reminders for a few days after too ;)
hairypigcub.bsky.social
A lot of things are harder ;3 (except me because I'm caged)
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Sorry I reposted this a couple times... I was having difficulty getting the links right while remembering to tag it.
hairypigcub.bsky.social
See what happens first, my legs give out or my ass fills up 😜
hairypigcub.bsky.social
My ass is hungry, papa, it really is!
hairypigcub.bsky.social
Mood! Horny is the name of the game today.
hairypigcub.bsky.social
Funny story, last month this actually happened with me and my key holder... luckily I had a spare at home.
hairypigcub.bsky.social
I mean, eat or be eaten, right?
hairypigcub.bsky.social
Love the enthusiasm and glee you have as you spank 😉
hairypigcub.bsky.social
Best feeling ever "oh, I don't have to work today!"
Reposted by Hans the Hairypigcub
whiskeypup.bsky.social
First ever Escape Room! Played with @hairypigcub.bsky.social @scoutpup.bsky.social @infy.bsky.social @venizen.bsky.social, and it was an incredible experience. Also we won!

But seriously there was something incredible about working together as a team to share theories and implement solutions. :3
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bulph.bsky.social
i just think bears should be able to have sex in public without any consequences
hairypigcub.bsky.social
Do you want to skewer the hog? Just think how good I'll look impaled on your cock, on the spit. Don't I look so eager? Moaning and groaning for something thick to run me through.
hairypigcub.bsky.social
Even after taking 2 loads this afternoon, I'm still desperate to bred. Come on, put a piglet in me, come on!
hairypigcub.bsky.social
Last minute Fat Cage Friday. Wanting to be a fine pork roast.