I wish I was shocked.

I would say that I feel bad for laughing, but that would make me laugh even harder. My thoughts are with you in these troubling times! *dinosaur roar*

They would, in fact be HUGE... tracts of land!

Such a wonderful time to be job searching. At least we have a competent government in place. Right? RIGHT!?

If I had a nickel...

Happy birthday (completely unrelated!), Frank!

I approve this message.

Seriously. Job hunting SUCKS. I know they "don't use this info in selection", but come on.

I will do anything for this cat. And he knows it.

I DID work all day when I was working a 4-day work week! Granted, it had to be demanded by my doctor, and I was theoretically working 10 hour days, but still!
Despite fighting me on it, the company got more quality work out of me, and I stopped burning out.

Yeah, fuck that. LESS time in the office makes you more productive. It has been proven.

I hate this timeline so freaking much.

Literal laugh out loud, thank you!

Yeah, pipes need plunging. No other meaning.