@barnestoneworth
@haikuambulance.bsky.social
You’re not kidding.
The It’s My Party and I’ll Screw it Up if I Want To Party?
The It’s My Party and I’ll Screw it Up if I Want To Party?
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You’re not kidding.
The It’s My Party and I’ll Screw it Up if I Want To Party?
The It’s My Party and I’ll Screw it Up if I Want To Party?
Now I want to hear a Laibach version of Tiptoe Through the Tulips.
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Now I want to hear a Laibach version of Tiptoe Through the Tulips.
An annoying bunch and no mistake
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
An annoying bunch and no mistake
Just as likely yes
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Just as likely yes
Last revised October 2015 though? It’s in need of an update.
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Last revised October 2015 though? It’s in need of an update.
I was about to reply with ‘I know right!’ then realised I was thinking of yesterdays! 😂
Anyway yes whoever set today’s must’ve been a bit Brahms & Liszt.
Anyway yes whoever set today’s must’ve been a bit Brahms & Liszt.
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I was about to reply with ‘I know right!’ then realised I was thinking of yesterdays! 😂
Anyway yes whoever set today’s must’ve been a bit Brahms & Liszt.
Anyway yes whoever set today’s must’ve been a bit Brahms & Liszt.
Like moths to a flame!
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Like moths to a flame!
My budget brings all the political commentators to the yard,
And I’m like..*reaches for the off button*
And I’m like..*reaches for the off button*
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
My budget brings all the political commentators to the yard,
And I’m like..*reaches for the off button*
And I’m like..*reaches for the off button*
Didnt Musk say something similar?
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Didnt Musk say something similar?
My daughter came up with the best one when she was 5:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to Sainsburys.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to Sainsburys.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
My daughter came up with the best one when she was 5:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to Sainsburys.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to Sainsburys.
He ‘’betrayed his country for money” and “lied unapologetically and unrelentingly to carry out his schemes’’?
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
He ‘’betrayed his country for money” and “lied unapologetically and unrelentingly to carry out his schemes’’?
Is that the Welsh Match of the Day?
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Is that the Welsh Match of the Day?
Have a feeling this isn’t personalised..
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Have a feeling this isn’t personalised..
MacIntyre, Treadmore, Davitt.
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
MacIntyre, Treadmore, Davitt.