@barnestoneworth
@haikuambulance.bsky.social
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
He ‘’betrayed his country for money” and “lied unapologetically and unrelentingly to carry out his schemes’’?
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
He ‘’betrayed his country for money” and “lied unapologetically and unrelentingly to carry out his schemes’’?
Have a feeling this isn’t personalised..
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Have a feeling this isn’t personalised..
Where’s your fucking poppy?
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Where’s your fucking poppy?
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
October 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and that’s..
October 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and that’s..
‘And how would you like to be called ‘Barnestoneworth’??’
‘He’s got another name!’
‘United!’
‘He’s got another name!’
‘United!’
October 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
‘And how would you like to be called ‘Barnestoneworth’??’
‘He’s got another name!’
‘United!’
‘He’s got another name!’
‘United!’
The flagshaggers were out in force here yesterday. Disappeared today though. Hopefully to be replaced by a sign saying ‘Racists not welcome in Southampton!’
August 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The flagshaggers were out in force here yesterday. Disappeared today though. Hopefully to be replaced by a sign saying ‘Racists not welcome in Southampton!’
I WENT FISHING WITH A FASCIST BY MISTAKE
August 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I WENT FISHING WITH A FASCIST BY MISTAKE
Highlighted: abortion clinics
Not highlighted: the right to peacefully protest against an ongoing genocide in Gaza.
Not highlighted: the right to peacefully protest against an ongoing genocide in Gaza.
August 13, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Highlighted: abortion clinics
Not highlighted: the right to peacefully protest against an ongoing genocide in Gaza.
Not highlighted: the right to peacefully protest against an ongoing genocide in Gaza.
Still the best Trump sign.
July 31, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Still the best Trump sign.
The first thought of literally any other person finding themselves in Trump’s position: well there’s the pardon thing, but I can’t do that because it will make it completely & utterly obvious to everyone that my name is on the Epstein list & I’ve done a deal with her.
Trump:
Trump:
July 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The first thought of literally any other person finding themselves in Trump’s position: well there’s the pardon thing, but I can’t do that because it will make it completely & utterly obvious to everyone that my name is on the Epstein list & I’ve done a deal with her.
Trump:
Trump:
France v Germany: How long has Frank Skinner been manager of the French women’s team?
July 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
France v Germany: How long has Frank Skinner been manager of the French women’s team?
Oasis: *turn up, play greatest hits, fuck off again*
Guardian live review:
Guardian live review:
July 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Oasis: *turn up, play greatest hits, fuck off again*
Guardian live review:
Guardian live review:
Rupert Lowe here with one of the best Yobbos moments in recent memory.
June 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Rupert Lowe here with one of the best Yobbos moments in recent memory.
‘I was hoping to pay more than £1500 for a yurt at Glastonbury’
‘Ok let’s make it £16500 shall we?’
‘Fantastic thankyou!’
‘I saw yurt coming didn’t I?’
‘You definitely did!’
‘Ok let’s make it £16500 shall we?’
‘Fantastic thankyou!’
‘I saw yurt coming didn’t I?’
‘You definitely did!’
May 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
‘I was hoping to pay more than £1500 for a yurt at Glastonbury’
‘Ok let’s make it £16500 shall we?’
‘Fantastic thankyou!’
‘I saw yurt coming didn’t I?’
‘You definitely did!’
‘Ok let’s make it £16500 shall we?’
‘Fantastic thankyou!’
‘I saw yurt coming didn’t I?’
‘You definitely did!’
Reading about £16,500 for a weekend in a yurt at Glastonbury made me realise it’s time for my annual reminder of 1983 prices.
May 23, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Reading about £16,500 for a weekend in a yurt at Glastonbury made me realise it’s time for my annual reminder of 1983 prices.
Meanwhile in 1983, my only Glastonbury..
May 23, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Meanwhile in 1983, my only Glastonbury..
Just make sure you wear a fucking suit ok?
May 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Just make sure you wear a fucking suit ok?
I prefer their early albums
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I prefer their early albums
New recycling system at work is going great.
May 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
New recycling system at work is going great.