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Hazel
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Stay left. Drink beer. Watch cricket (Glos CCC). Let football ruin you (Dons with added Celtic and Roma.) Swim wherever you can. She/her
NLU ✅
CUN ✅
MEX✅

I’d say I’m getting there but I’m about 6k from where I was at 9am this morning.
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
So I went from GMT-6 to GMT-5, now heading back to GMT-6, then GMT+1 before I get to GMT. 🤷‍♀️
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Sober black eyes running for a train, kicking a kerb and diving into a tree root and, on another occasion, kicking a nail on a walkway at Cheltenham cricket and crashing into the metal ridges.

If I excel at anything it is falling over.
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Dislocated my knee and ruptured my cruciate dancing to Madonna of all people. Did my Achilles acting out The Nuns Priest’s tale (as you do.)
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I love speed. A mate in Wrexham has a good supply but he’s the only one I know who does.
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Yes, can believe that. Went last year for the first time in a long time and we’re lucky where we sat but it isn’t always like that.
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Grenada is great! Numbers nowhere near Aus though (Barbados is but I avoid that too.)
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Honestly some really grim stuff. People constantly complain and it’s rare anything happens. Once, in Sydney, I pointed out some vile racism to a copper and she told me not to come if I didn’t like it.
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I think the atmosphere is what puts me off most. Too many English people (I like tours with a handful!) Too much racism from the home crowd and often the ex-pats. Unpleasant. I mean I’m glad I’ve been but would I rather be there or here right now? Here for sure.
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Similar here. Done three and no need again. Have friends there so maybe some time. Annoyed anniversary game is day night, would go otherwise.
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
High quality optimism.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Self deprecation is undoubtedly a national characteristic.
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Yeah, get that. Now we need biblical rain for 6 weeks.
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
County medium pacers pretty foreign to these lads.
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’m happy being in Mexico instead. Ashes is my least favourite tour, too many English and brings out the worst in everyone.
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Yeah suspected that may be the case. And no Discovery+ subscription.
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The SCG is a contradiction in terms when part of the Labour Party.
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Love this!
November 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM