And I absolutely plan to ruin her day.

Raah.

Could you have had a ganglion cyst that popped?

Honestly. Today. This.

As an English Teacher the “lampshade exposition” made me happy. Thank you.

Living as we wish and being kind to others is the highest calling. The fact that you feel guilty is a sign that you care. And caring is about the most metal/punk/powerful thing you can do. Do good, be metal, know you are loved.

Isn’t this how Shadowrun started?

I need to make space in the house for me to do stretches. Chair yoga probably. My recliner isn't good for it.

I have an alt account. It was made in a dissociative state, and none of us know how to access it.

I am going to use that in Shadowrun if you don't mind.

Most warnings in modern-day society exist because someone did the thing.

Know that old saying about wishing in one hand and something else in the other?