Gypsican 🤙
@gypsican.bsky.social
I’m just vibing over here. 👽🍄😚💨🎮🌳🐾🍩
Odds are, I’m jokin.
Don’t expect a timely response in DMs and we’ll get along great.
Odds are, I’m jokin.
Don’t expect a timely response in DMs and we’ll get along great.
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Gypsican 🤙
@gypsican.bsky.social
· Jan 15
*Gypsican posts switch from wholesome to raunchy & inappropriate frequently and without warning. Gypsican cannot be held liable for whiplash or trauma received from viewing her posts*
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you’re going balls to the wall too much, the whole wall smells like balls
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
you’re going balls to the wall too much, the whole wall smells like balls
Happiest I’ve ever been to be sad and alone.
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Happiest I’ve ever been to be sad and alone.
All my SpongeBob knowledge getting tested today. Been waiting my whole life to be ruthlessly quizzed by an autistic 11 year old.
November 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
All my SpongeBob knowledge getting tested today. Been waiting my whole life to be ruthlessly quizzed by an autistic 11 year old.
tell Lucy she’s beautiful or I will hurt you
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
tell Lucy she’s beautiful or I will hurt you
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My niece said I could “hold Tiny if I wanted” and idk if I’m honored or terrified
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My niece said I could “hold Tiny if I wanted” and idk if I’m honored or terrified
We accept the love we think we deserve
November 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
We accept the love we think we deserve
Candy coma before 8:30 pm. Parenting done right. Happy Halloween 🎃 💤
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Candy coma before 8:30 pm. Parenting done right. Happy Halloween 🎃 💤
I need to eat a hearty meal before I destroy my life.
October 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I need to eat a hearty meal before I destroy my life.
Cruel irony is a knight in shining armor showing up to sweep you off your feet just to find out he’s a die hard republican.
October 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Cruel irony is a knight in shining armor showing up to sweep you off your feet just to find out he’s a die hard republican.
I’m not in crisis. Crisis is in me.
October 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I’m not in crisis. Crisis is in me.
lol my job trying to get me to come in using bully tactics. Guess what? I’m poor with or with out you.
October 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
lol my job trying to get me to come in using bully tactics. Guess what? I’m poor with or with out you.
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Dang, I’m living rent free in your head in THIS economy?!
October 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Dang, I’m living rent free in your head in THIS economy?!
The secret to looking young in your 30s is stunting your growth in high school with drugs.
October 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The secret to looking young in your 30s is stunting your growth in high school with drugs.
We don’t send billionaire CEOs to gallows enough and it shows.
October 24, 2025 at 11:17 AM
We don’t send billionaire CEOs to gallows enough and it shows.
Sick of my dog lecturing me about bed time fr
October 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Sick of my dog lecturing me about bed time fr
My daughter turns 5 in 2 weeks. She has specifically requested this little boy from her class be invited to her party. She wants to dance to “Soda Pop” by the Saja boys with him 😭 (apparently he knows ALL the moves)
October 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
My daughter turns 5 in 2 weeks. She has specifically requested this little boy from her class be invited to her party. She wants to dance to “Soda Pop” by the Saja boys with him 😭 (apparently he knows ALL the moves)
Too depressed to undress
October 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Too depressed to undress
ATTN: we’ve finally escaped. The corn nearly claimed our souls 🌽🔪👻
Fall fun with @gypsican.bsky.social and our bbs
October 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
ATTN: we’ve finally escaped. The corn nearly claimed our souls 🌽🔪👻
You heard it here first folks, we’re not gonna get to retire. Be lazy now.
October 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
You heard it here first folks, we’re not gonna get to retire. Be lazy now.
Haven’t heard from papa John lately
October 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Haven’t heard from papa John lately
Karen is a masculine name imo
October 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Karen is a masculine name imo