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Hard UtiLeninist, PsychMed Prof. LG(B)T(Q) 🏳️🌈 He/They Autistic #TransLivesMatter🏳️⚧️ #BlackTransLivesMatter
There are only three kinds of people who care about the masons.
1) Masons
2) Cops who want to be masons
3) People who like Dan Brown novels
1) Masons
2) Cops who want to be masons
3) People who like Dan Brown novels
February 15, 2026 at 1:01 PM
There are only three kinds of people who care about the masons.
1) Masons
2) Cops who want to be masons
3) People who like Dan Brown novels
1) Masons
2) Cops who want to be masons
3) People who like Dan Brown novels
Nearly just choked to death on the sugary saliva from sucking a Werther's Original...
Thank God I didn't because I'd die a second time out of embarrassment.
Thank God I didn't because I'd die a second time out of embarrassment.
February 14, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Nearly just choked to death on the sugary saliva from sucking a Werther's Original...
Thank God I didn't because I'd die a second time out of embarrassment.
Thank God I didn't because I'd die a second time out of embarrassment.
People in your 40s... did 43/44 somehow feel younger than 41/42?
I feel like I turned 40 and then found some social weight of it really hard for a cpl of years but was just thinking about being 44 and it doesn't feel anything like 42.
Or do I just give less of a fuck?
I feel like I turned 40 and then found some social weight of it really hard for a cpl of years but was just thinking about being 44 and it doesn't feel anything like 42.
Or do I just give less of a fuck?
February 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
People in your 40s... did 43/44 somehow feel younger than 41/42?
I feel like I turned 40 and then found some social weight of it really hard for a cpl of years but was just thinking about being 44 and it doesn't feel anything like 42.
Or do I just give less of a fuck?
I feel like I turned 40 and then found some social weight of it really hard for a cpl of years but was just thinking about being 44 and it doesn't feel anything like 42.
Or do I just give less of a fuck?
In a world of Nicola Minaj's be a Cardigan Bardigan.
Cardi B called out ICE at her show last night: “Bitch, if ICE come in here we’re gonna jump they asses. Bitch, I got some bear mace in the back. They ain’t taking my fans, bitch”
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
In a world of Nicola Minaj's be a Cardigan Bardigan.
Everyday there's one American out there who says something about food that makes me absolutely baffled.
Today it was "Quiche is basically a breakfast pie."
1) No it isn't.
2) What in the name of fuck is a 'breakfast pie'!?
Today it was "Quiche is basically a breakfast pie."
1) No it isn't.
2) What in the name of fuck is a 'breakfast pie'!?
February 12, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Everyday there's one American out there who says something about food that makes me absolutely baffled.
Today it was "Quiche is basically a breakfast pie."
1) No it isn't.
2) What in the name of fuck is a 'breakfast pie'!?
Today it was "Quiche is basically a breakfast pie."
1) No it isn't.
2) What in the name of fuck is a 'breakfast pie'!?
I don't like the timeline of reading a post by a politician and the man who presented "I'd do anything to get on TV" and pube eating is the first person out there commenting.
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I don't like the timeline of reading a post by a politician and the man who presented "I'd do anything to get on TV" and pube eating is the first person out there commenting.
Trapped in a TikTok hole of cats sneezing.
Guys... ever seen a cat sneeze!?
Guys... ever seen a cat sneeze!?
February 11, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Trapped in a TikTok hole of cats sneezing.
Guys... ever seen a cat sneeze!?
Guys... ever seen a cat sneeze!?
Things Keir Starmer has done to clear Epstein from government :
Let Mandelson quit.
Things Starmer hasn't done to clear Epstein from government :
Explained his 'friend' and donor Waheed Alli's presence on the island.
Cancelled all contracts with Palantir.
Reform the Lords
Let Mandelson quit.
Things Starmer hasn't done to clear Epstein from government :
Explained his 'friend' and donor Waheed Alli's presence on the island.
Cancelled all contracts with Palantir.
Reform the Lords
February 10, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Things Keir Starmer has done to clear Epstein from government :
Let Mandelson quit.
Things Starmer hasn't done to clear Epstein from government :
Explained his 'friend' and donor Waheed Alli's presence on the island.
Cancelled all contracts with Palantir.
Reform the Lords
Let Mandelson quit.
Things Starmer hasn't done to clear Epstein from government :
Explained his 'friend' and donor Waheed Alli's presence on the island.
Cancelled all contracts with Palantir.
Reform the Lords
Sucking it up and going into CNN just to see what Massie has to say about today's house committee hearing with Ghislaine.
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Sucking it up and going into CNN just to see what Massie has to say about today's house committee hearing with Ghislaine.
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It’s practically a work of art that he thinks we’re all that stupid.
February 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
It’s practically a work of art that he thinks we’re all that stupid.
The end of the pig hunt in BBC's Lord Of The Flies is going to traumatise a whole new generation of kids and I think that's pretty cool.
February 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
The end of the pig hunt in BBC's Lord Of The Flies is going to traumatise a whole new generation of kids and I think that's pretty cool.
This half-time show is gay af and I love it.
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
This half-time show is gay af and I love it.
No; I'm not heterosexual.
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
No; I'm not heterosexual.
Having the Super Bowl whilst Six Nations is going on is kind of funny.
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Having the Super Bowl whilst Six Nations is going on is kind of funny.
Has anyone checked on Otto to see if he's still enjoying the quiet?
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Has anyone checked on Otto to see if he's still enjoying the quiet?
Playing with a goatee today because I’m bored
February 8, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Playing with a goatee today because I’m bored
It's not just the Labour government that is compromised by Epstein.... it's Westminster. Every government in the past 20 years.
A new Prime Minister won't fix it. An election won't fix it.
The UK parliament needs a whole reboot; or the union needs dissolved.
A new Prime Minister won't fix it. An election won't fix it.
The UK parliament needs a whole reboot; or the union needs dissolved.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 AM
It's not just the Labour government that is compromised by Epstein.... it's Westminster. Every government in the past 20 years.
A new Prime Minister won't fix it. An election won't fix it.
The UK parliament needs a whole reboot; or the union needs dissolved.
A new Prime Minister won't fix it. An election won't fix it.
The UK parliament needs a whole reboot; or the union needs dissolved.
Got 5 hours of curling to watch today
elmo from sesame street is dancing in a room with his arms outstretched .
ALT: elmo from sesame street is dancing in a room with his arms outstretched .
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Got 5 hours of curling to watch today
Hmmm.... there's a memory trying to push its way into my brain but it equally feels like something I've chosen to forget or have never remembered. It also feels bad and I don't want to remember it.
Fun!
Fun!
February 7, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Hmmm.... there's a memory trying to push its way into my brain but it equally feels like something I've chosen to forget or have never remembered. It also feels bad and I don't want to remember it.
Fun!
Fun!
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Tomorrow's front page 📰
In the public interest
In the public interest
February 6, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Tomorrow's front page 📰
In the public interest
In the public interest
Nessun dorma really is a cracking bit of opera.
Even if you're not on board with opera; hearing it sang well in a massive produced way will always be great.
Even if you're not on board with opera; hearing it sang well in a massive produced way will always be great.
February 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Nessun dorma really is a cracking bit of opera.
Even if you're not on board with opera; hearing it sang well in a massive produced way will always be great.
Even if you're not on board with opera; hearing it sang well in a massive produced way will always be great.
The way the BBC version of the feed remixed the audio is insane.
February 6, 2026 at 8:41 PM
The way the BBC version of the feed remixed the audio is insane.
I know it's a privilege to say but I need a fucking day out of politics.
February 6, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I know it's a privilege to say but I need a fucking day out of politics.
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If you wondered about Keir Starmer's credentials... the former Director of Public Prosecution for The Crown Prosecution Service looked at a paedophile and, apparently, took his declaration of innocence and went "Yeah, that's fine for me."
Once again, former DPP for the CPS.
Once again, former DPP for the CPS.
February 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
If you wondered about Keir Starmer's credentials... the former Director of Public Prosecution for The Crown Prosecution Service looked at a paedophile and, apparently, took his declaration of innocence and went "Yeah, that's fine for me."
Once again, former DPP for the CPS.
Once again, former DPP for the CPS.
Didn't know bluesky had become the refuge for fucking liberal messes.
February 6, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Didn't know bluesky had become the refuge for fucking liberal messes.