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You went to dinner with Julie Andrews. She ordered:
1. Consommé
2. Chou-fleur frit à la sauce ail
3. Gelée anglaise.
You ordered:
1. Steak haché oeuf à cheval
2. Curry de pommes de terres et petits-pois
3. Chèvre.
The waiter then said:
Soup,a cauli fried,jelly,steak eggs,pea aloo,goat's cheese?
1. Consommé
2. Chou-fleur frit à la sauce ail
3. Gelée anglaise.
You ordered:
1. Steak haché oeuf à cheval
2. Curry de pommes de terres et petits-pois
3. Chèvre.
The waiter then said:
Soup,a cauli fried,jelly,steak eggs,pea aloo,goat's cheese?
Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
January 16, 2026 at 11:37 PM
You went to dinner with Julie Andrews. She ordered:
1. Consommé
2. Chou-fleur frit à la sauce ail
3. Gelée anglaise.
You ordered:
1. Steak haché oeuf à cheval
2. Curry de pommes de terres et petits-pois
3. Chèvre.
The waiter then said:
Soup,a cauli fried,jelly,steak eggs,pea aloo,goat's cheese?
1. Consommé
2. Chou-fleur frit à la sauce ail
3. Gelée anglaise.
You ordered:
1. Steak haché oeuf à cheval
2. Curry de pommes de terres et petits-pois
3. Chèvre.
The waiter then said:
Soup,a cauli fried,jelly,steak eggs,pea aloo,goat's cheese?
There is a typo in Stephen Miller's Tweet. Where it says "domestic terrorist sedition against the federal government," he clearly means "domestic terrorist sedition from the federal government." The current regime ignores the Constitution.
While the senile old man rides in carriages around castles, builds his ballroom, puts gold on everything, plans parades, attends a variety of sporting events, threatens people, and reads the scripts put in front of him, this psychopath is the one actually running the country.
September 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
There is a typo in Stephen Miller's Tweet. Where it says "domestic terrorist sedition against the federal government," he clearly means "domestic terrorist sedition from the federal government." The current regime ignores the Constitution.
Another needless death to gun violence. The slogan, 'Prove Me Wrong' lends this a tragic irony. Instead of learning anything, MAGA will still celebrate an uncontrolled gun culture, turn the victim into a new Horst Wessel and double down on repressing dissent. Thoughts and prayers.
September 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Another needless death to gun violence. The slogan, 'Prove Me Wrong' lends this a tragic irony. Instead of learning anything, MAGA will still celebrate an uncontrolled gun culture, turn the victim into a new Horst Wessel and double down on repressing dissent. Thoughts and prayers.
You'll all have to keep waiting until the minions have finished rewriting them and have removed the references to D(redacted) T(redacted) on every other page.
August 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
You'll all have to keep waiting until the minions have finished rewriting them and have removed the references to D(redacted) T(redacted) on every other page.
Q: What's more embarrassing than not meeting with Trump?
A: Meeting with Trump.
A: Meeting with Trump.
Why is he embarrassed? Who says that? What is the evidence?
June 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Q: What's more embarrassing than not meeting with Trump?
A: Meeting with Trump.
A: Meeting with Trump.
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From 'Blitzed' by Norman Ohler, translated by Shaun Whiteside, Penguin Books, 2017 ed.
April 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
From 'Blitzed' by Norman Ohler, translated by Shaun Whiteside, Penguin Books, 2017 ed.
Elon Musk's self-driving karma also tends to crash into walls and set itself on fire.
April 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Elon Musk's self-driving karma also tends to crash into walls and set itself on fire.
In East Germany, Communists did not abolish all the other parties (such as the Christian Democratic Union) but turned them into puppet parties to provide the appearance of democracy while killing democracy. Putin uses the same playbook. Chuck Schumer rolling over is a bad sign.
March 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
In East Germany, Communists did not abolish all the other parties (such as the Christian Democratic Union) but turned them into puppet parties to provide the appearance of democracy while killing democracy. Putin uses the same playbook. Chuck Schumer rolling over is a bad sign.
Combattons l'apathie, pas l'Aphatie.
March 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Combattons l'apathie, pas l'Aphatie.
CheeseWhiz-eating surrender monkeys.
March 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
CheeseWhiz-eating surrender monkeys.
And now it's time to play "Who said it first... the Washington Post or Komsomolskaya Pravda?"
If you work at the Washington Post, now is the time to resign. You’re a part of this now.
March 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
And now it's time to play "Who said it first... the Washington Post or Komsomolskaya Pravda?"
1. A reminder: two years ago, Yevgeny Satanovsky, on Russian TV, claimed Poland and Finland for the Russian Empire and this raised the threat of a Russian takover of Alaska:
www.newsweek.com/russian-pund... .
www.newsweek.com/russian-pund... .
March 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
1. A reminder: two years ago, Yevgeny Satanovsky, on Russian TV, claimed Poland and Finland for the Russian Empire and this raised the threat of a Russian takover of Alaska:
www.newsweek.com/russian-pund... .
www.newsweek.com/russian-pund... .
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ZELENSKYY: Putin broke the ceasefire. What kind of diplomacy, JD, are you speaking about?
VANCE: I think it's disrespectful to come into the Oval Office and try to litigate this in front of the American media
VANCE: I think it's disrespectful to come into the Oval Office and try to litigate this in front of the American media
February 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
ZELENSKYY: Putin broke the ceasefire. What kind of diplomacy, JD, are you speaking about?
VANCE: I think it's disrespectful to come into the Oval Office and try to litigate this in front of the American media
VANCE: I think it's disrespectful to come into the Oval Office and try to litigate this in front of the American media
With changes in US policies and personnel, it's only reasonable to assume the Five Eyes intelligence-sharing network of the UK, Australia, NZ, Canada and the US may have become Six Eyes.
February 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
With changes in US policies and personnel, it's only reasonable to assume the Five Eyes intelligence-sharing network of the UK, Australia, NZ, Canada and the US may have become Six Eyes.
King Snowflake I of West Russia. www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/l...
‘LONG LIVE THE KING': Trump posts on Truth Social after DOT kills congestion pricing approval
The U.S. Department of Transportation rescinded its approval of New York City’s congestion pricing program on Wednesday in a letter to the state’s governor. The department, under President Donald Trum...
www.nbcnewyork.com
February 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
King Snowflake I of West Russia. www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/l...
At last, the top-secret plans for Peter Dutton's small modular reactors. Should be ready by 2045.
February 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
At last, the top-secret plans for Peter Dutton's small modular reactors. Should be ready by 2045.
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Haben Aktivisten tatsächlich Elon Musks umstrittene Geste an die Tesla-Fabrik in Grünheide projiziert? Die Polizei sprach zunächst von einem »Fake«. Nun ermittelt der Staatsschutz wegen des Verbreitens verfassungswidriger Symbole.
Elon Musk: Staatsschutz ermittelt nach Projektion Tesla-Werk in Grünheide
Haben Aktivisten tatsächlich Elon Musks umstrittene Geste an die Tesla-Fabrik in Grünheide projiziert? Die Polizei sprach zunächst von einem »Fake«. Nun ermittelt der Staatsschutz wegen des Verbreitens verfassungswidriger Symbole.
www.spiegel.de
January 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Haben Aktivisten tatsächlich Elon Musks umstrittene Geste an die Tesla-Fabrik in Grünheide projiziert? Die Polizei sprach zunächst von einem »Fake«. Nun ermittelt der Staatsschutz wegen des Verbreitens verfassungswidriger Symbole.
What MAGAts failed to realise is that the Gulf of Mexico usually only appears in global headlines when there are oil spills and other catastrophes. Now when millions of fish and seabirds die or when a hurricane breaks the levees, the Gulf of America will be associated with the disaster, not Mexico.
January 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
What MAGAts failed to realise is that the Gulf of Mexico usually only appears in global headlines when there are oil spills and other catastrophes. Now when millions of fish and seabirds die or when a hurricane breaks the levees, the Gulf of America will be associated with the disaster, not Mexico.