Many thanks to @fire.boston.gov for coming out to confirm that I wasn't crazy/being poisoned.

My doctor said the surgery was going to cost $150,000. But I shopped around and found someone doing it for only $140,000. It's nice to know the bankruptcy court won't have to worry about that extra 10k.

I don't know. Comic Sans would still imply that Hegseth reads anything.

Tubi is a near perfect simulation of the feeling of watching the 3am movie on your area's fourth-rated local TV station.

For this alone it is the greatest streaming service that has ever been or will ever be.

You will live in the walkable neighborhood, you will eat the varied cuisine.

The secrets to farming are found in fragments of things your dad once remembered reading/hearing from the Cooperative Extension Service, passed through a shredder.

WEATHER IS HAPPENING confirmed as anime???

"Yeah, it turns out +4 to height triggers a coin flip for early-onset turbo arthritis. Whoops"

20-30 years from now we're going to have a whole new class of horrifying degenerative illnesses whose root cause is "dumb parents with way too much money."

1. I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure the treaties give the U.S. unfettered access to the canal.

2. Even in "International Law is Fake" hellworld, the U.S. has unfettered access by default. Panama's entire military is smaller than the NYPD.

I'm frankly amazed it kept simmering overnight given how straightforward the whole thing is.

Plus, the more of this kind of stupid thing he pulls, the more fun b-roll we get of ripping it all down.