they should do a second Spotify wrapped once you've had time to retcon your listening around albums of the year listicles and consensus taste
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
they should do a second Spotify wrapped once you've had time to retcon your listening around albums of the year listicles and consensus taste
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if you get your password mostly right you should still be allowed to log in
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
if you get your password mostly right you should still be allowed to log in
tucking in overnight oats under a tiny blanket with a gentle forehead kiss
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
tucking in overnight oats under a tiny blanket with a gentle forehead kiss
Locking in: How people are embracing winter arc without burning out
December 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Locking in: How people are embracing winter arc without burning out
someone has carved the words "Horrible Man. Liar" into the stone steps of my apartment block overnight - a sentiment i don't think is directed at me, but an important moment to reaffirm commitments to truth and general pleasantness nevertheless
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
someone has carved the words "Horrible Man. Liar" into the stone steps of my apartment block overnight - a sentiment i don't think is directed at me, but an important moment to reaffirm commitments to truth and general pleasantness nevertheless
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age 0 (baby): I am Henry
age 25 (zoomer): I am a HENRY
Do you see how fucked this is?
age 25 (zoomer): I am a HENRY
Do you see how fucked this is?
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
age 0 (baby): I am Henry
age 25 (zoomer): I am a HENRY
Do you see how fucked this is?
age 25 (zoomer): I am a HENRY
Do you see how fucked this is?
really sorry to hear your boyfriend has started describing himself as a 'Henry' 😕
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
really sorry to hear your boyfriend has started describing himself as a 'Henry' 😕
really enjoying my first day as OBR head of PDF uploads!
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
really enjoying my first day as OBR head of PDF uploads!
it's soooooo fashionable to care about men's mental health 🙄 and yet a decidedly cool reception from the labels for my "Self Esteem for straight guys" experimental pop-rock project ? 😕
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
it's soooooo fashionable to care about men's mental health 🙄 and yet a decidedly cool reception from the labels for my "Self Esteem for straight guys" experimental pop-rock project ? 😕
I'm on the trading floor holding my head in my hands, and flashing coquettish glances at the AP photographer. I'm rubbing my eyes in disbelief as line goes down on all 6 of my screens. "Never seen numbers like this" I say way too loudly as the FT reporter passes my desk "There goes the Economy"
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm on the trading floor holding my head in my hands, and flashing coquettish glances at the AP photographer. I'm rubbing my eyes in disbelief as line goes down on all 6 of my screens. "Never seen numbers like this" I say way too loudly as the FT reporter passes my desk "There goes the Economy"
Laundrette would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Laundrette would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
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(with a pained expression) We must make economies dearest. Our station is not what it was. The daily £6 baked good and oat flat white, that must go
(my small sturdy son, on the verge of tears) And what of Father's Mubi subscription?
(my small sturdy son, on the verge of tears) And what of Father's Mubi subscription?
May 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
(with a pained expression) We must make economies dearest. Our station is not what it was. The daily £6 baked good and oat flat white, that must go
(my small sturdy son, on the verge of tears) And what of Father's Mubi subscription?
(my small sturdy son, on the verge of tears) And what of Father's Mubi subscription?
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Guys will be saying stuff like "Here's 10 revenue raising measures 👇 (1/11)" while their girl asking why the joint account hemorrhaging to policy Substacks 🤨 Buddy you're worrying about the wrong fiscal headroom 😭
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Guys will be saying stuff like "Here's 10 revenue raising measures 👇 (1/11)" while their girl asking why the joint account hemorrhaging to policy Substacks 🤨 Buddy you're worrying about the wrong fiscal headroom 😭
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Epstein's male friends: You have the courage of a lion. You are the truest friend. Our lives are as one. Stand firm Jeffrey. Give them hell.
my male friends: Hey man. How's it going?
my male friends: Hey man. How's it going?
September 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Epstein's male friends: You have the courage of a lion. You are the truest friend. Our lives are as one. Stand firm Jeffrey. Give them hell.
my male friends: Hey man. How's it going?
my male friends: Hey man. How's it going?
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london review of blokes
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
london review of blokes
Delighted to *finally* get the green light for my latest project, "Business Secrets of Zohran Mamdani: Mobilising Gen Z-Millennial Coalitions in the Modern Workplace" 😌 Coming May 2026 via Random House 🥳
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Delighted to *finally* get the green light for my latest project, "Business Secrets of Zohran Mamdani: Mobilising Gen Z-Millennial Coalitions in the Modern Workplace" 😌 Coming May 2026 via Random House 🥳
babe, i need you to level with me. do you think i'm coded like the pleasant but ineffectual boyfriend in the first act of a Nora Ephron rom-com? don't pull your punches here. would you ever go Meg Ryan mode on me??
November 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
babe, i need you to level with me. do you think i'm coded like the pleasant but ineffectual boyfriend in the first act of a Nora Ephron rom-com? don't pull your punches here. would you ever go Meg Ryan mode on me??
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Bond markets spooked as the Chancellor appears to disappear behind raised hands; gilts stage rally as she reveals she was actually there the whole time
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Bond markets spooked as the Chancellor appears to disappear behind raised hands; gilts stage rally as she reveals she was actually there the whole time
Bond markets spooked as the Chancellor appears to disappear behind raised hands; gilts stage rally as she reveals she was actually there the whole time
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Bond markets spooked as the Chancellor appears to disappear behind raised hands; gilts stage rally as she reveals she was actually there the whole time
The question, Madame Deputy Speaker, is simple. Did the Prime Minister know it was a Pussy Palace? (Echoing jeer - 'Pussy Palace!') And if so, when did he know?
October 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The question, Madame Deputy Speaker, is simple. Did the Prime Minister know it was a Pussy Palace? (Echoing jeer - 'Pussy Palace!') And if so, when did he know?
ever since i was a small boy i knew i wanted to send and receive emails
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
ever since i was a small boy i knew i wanted to send and receive emails
(hearing that my recently separated ex-wife has written a concept album about my infidelity) Is that good ?
October 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
(hearing that my recently separated ex-wife has written a concept album about my infidelity) Is that good ?