My most niche post ever has been embraced as it deserves

Aw man. Makes me nostalgic for the 90s when I could still do that

Phrenology for comic strip characters a great idea for a class

Which in truth we’ve been telling them since like 1811

So, an 11?

Hey! Why you spying on me and my spouse??

Reading it now, it is not exactly a "fun story." But definitely one of many such in my treasury of family lore

I had of course warned her about all my family members, but still, I was horrified. She looked to me and said, "Oh, THIS is what you were talking about!" and then turned back to him and said with a sweet smile, "Don't worry. I made sure this apple fell very far from the tree."

Reader, I married her

Fun story: my father lost his teaching job for fucking his students—which was really hard to do in the 70s. 20 odd years later I introduce him to my girlfriend and he tells her that I, then a grad student, will, sooner or later, sleep with my students. "It just can't be helped," he said. 1/2

doesn't matter how old you are or how old they are, you just never ever ever ever. Ever. Fucking ever.

Chipper for the win

I took a different approach. But now the
Assassins I hired know too much so maybe not the best approach