Jared Gardner
@guttergeek.bsky.social
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Prof of lit & media. University Senate Secretary. Buckeye. Higher ed defender, academic freedom militant. Hobbies include music, plants & counting pills. 🥄😵‍💫⚡️ 🕎 Opinions mine http://campus-novel.ghost.io
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Gen Xer here: let me tell you about the days of yore
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Because honestly a zombie would be a massive improvement
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Caffeine for your body legos
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Really confused why everyone is all bummed about Barry White taking over CBS news. I mean, I thought he was dead but … is that it? Are people upset about a zombie taking over CBS news?
a man with a beard is talking on a cell phone in front of a fire
ALT: a man with a beard is talking on a cell phone in front of a fire
media.tenor.com
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The depraved cruelty and spitefulness of this regime is the stuff of nightmares I thought, foolishly, belonged to a dark age long buried.
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After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him
Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.
www.miamiherald.com
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Although it is better I don’t have them. I’d be flashing them everywhere and getting them all sunburnt
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In some ways this is the government now
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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city
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Getting to be more of a stretch every month
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Quote post an unfiltered pic and say your age: 59
Me looking old and tried because I am
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Please do! I’m doing it all wrong
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Fed up with Bluesky? Join me at FidoNet
ASCII art of FidoNet logo: a dog holding an envelope sitting next to a water bowl
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Every time someone speaks of LLMs as possessing "intelligence" I giggle. And also think they are less intelligent than I did before.
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The word fingerbanging keeps cracking me up
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I’m going to Friendster
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Also I think there may be an exception for fingerbanging
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Do you really need to come into someone’s feed to scold and lecture them? It is so unpleasant and performative . I’m sure you have friends and coworkers to scold and shame. Focus on them
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Seriously — can’t drink or do drugs any more so I am down to the cheese grater and two eyeballs
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I’m just sad I still have to go to work
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I was filled with despair before it was cool