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"Cool girls don't have praise kink, because cool girls dont experience a need for basic love and security. Cool girls have worship kink because wanting adoration(love) and devotion(they will never leave you) as God is normal and a given"
- Sephiroth, probably
- Sephiroth, probably
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"Cool girls don't have praise kink, because cool girls dont experience a need for basic love and security. Cool girls have worship kink because wanting adoration(love) and devotion(they will never leave you) as God is normal and a given"
- Sephiroth, probably
- Sephiroth, probably
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August 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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POV: Timo is talking about obscure OoT trivia and you call him "cute"
October 20, 2023 at 7:09 PM
POV: Timo is talking about obscure OoT trivia and you call him "cute"
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AMAZING new advertising strategy developed by the pink rat!
It doesn't work!!!
It doesn't work!!!
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
AMAZING new advertising strategy developed by the pink rat!
It doesn't work!!!
It doesn't work!!!
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paying my big burger tax
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
paying my big burger tax
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terrible roommate eats entire rotisserie chicken. claims no fault.
March 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
terrible roommate eats entire rotisserie chicken. claims no fault.
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was chatting with @ratley.bsky.social about a little human having a big hungry monster for a partner, and I really liked her idea of a big scary sea monster.
so I immediately drew the monster (she/her) with a big cartoony gulp
so I immediately drew the monster (she/her) with a big cartoony gulp
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
was chatting with @ratley.bsky.social about a little human having a big hungry monster for a partner, and I really liked her idea of a big scary sea monster.
so I immediately drew the monster (she/her) with a big cartoony gulp
so I immediately drew the monster (she/her) with a big cartoony gulp
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October 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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The cycle continues.
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The cycle continues.
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( oviposition , pregnancy )
such an eager volunteer...!
such an eager volunteer...!
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
( oviposition , pregnancy )
such an eager volunteer...!
such an eager volunteer...!
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"What could paw-sibly go wrong," says Bubsy, repeating his iconic catch phrase when his friends dared him to dress up like a girl.
Bubsy looks at himself in the mirror. Suddenly, he realizes that this was the only time in his life something had ever gone right.
"_Oh_," she says.
Bubsy looks at himself in the mirror. Suddenly, he realizes that this was the only time in his life something had ever gone right.
"_Oh_," she says.
August 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"What could paw-sibly go wrong," says Bubsy, repeating his iconic catch phrase when his friends dared him to dress up like a girl.
Bubsy looks at himself in the mirror. Suddenly, he realizes that this was the only time in his life something had ever gone right.
"_Oh_," she says.
Bubsy looks at himself in the mirror. Suddenly, he realizes that this was the only time in his life something had ever gone right.
"_Oh_," she says.
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can you get your oversized, meticulously detailed paws out of the way, I'm trying to figure out what your artist is into
October 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
can you get your oversized, meticulously detailed paws out of the way, I'm trying to figure out what your artist is into
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I wore a sorta mom-looking fit a couple weeks ago and I was like "haha I look kinda like a mom" and my gf went "yeah that's cuz you are" and then asked me when I was picking up my kids from soccer practice. And it's maybe the horniest I've ever been in my fucking life
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I wore a sorta mom-looking fit a couple weeks ago and I was like "haha I look kinda like a mom" and my gf went "yeah that's cuz you are" and then asked me when I was picking up my kids from soccer practice. And it's maybe the horniest I've ever been in my fucking life
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rub mah bellayyyyyyyyyy
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
rub mah bellayyyyyyyyyy
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sadako, your creepy co-worker
October 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
sadako, your creepy co-worker
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practice animate👅👅💦
September 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM
practice animate👅👅💦
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This is your sign btw that you should call Mastercard
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This is your sign btw that you should call Mastercard
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( feeding , wg )
her cakes are just irresistible...
her cakes are just irresistible...
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
( feeding , wg )
her cakes are just irresistible...
her cakes are just irresistible...
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