Guava Voom
guavastar.bsky.social
Guava Voom
@guavastar.bsky.social
Love animals, food, books, music, movies, and funny people who find me even funnier. Anarchosocialist, responsible for the one person campaign against raspberry sherbet. Quite possibly the sanest person in this asylum but they won’t let me use scissors.
Well, I’ve never been in the broom closet so here we are.
September 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
OMG THESE ARE SO CUTE IM GONNA DIEEEE!

I do love the idea of a collection of them from artists all around. They are usually about 12 inches (30cm) tall including their tails.

Another lovely Bluesky member also offered to do the same and I’d truly love a little collection. Feel free to message me!
September 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
That feeling when you need to write because if not, the feelings are going to punch right out of your chest just like a Xenomorph from Alien.

Also, here. I did a thing. #poetrysky #poems #plxdontstealmyshit
September 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Why would I say “I have the flu” when I can use jazz words instead?
August 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Me: “Frick, why is it taking me so long to find that photo on my phone?!”

My phone: “Because you have 8,659 on here! And half of them are cat pictures!”

Also me: “OMG JAYNE YOU’RE SO CUTE… stay right there!”

📸 📸 📸

Proof that it’s not my fault:
March 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
So… Shang-Chi was the highest-grossing film ever released on Labor Day weekend - a holiday weekend… and no sequel is in sight, yet under performing Caucasian led films in the Marvel universe continue to get sequels.

Wtf #Disney & #Marvel? Do you expect the audience to not recognize industry racism?
March 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Okay, Spirits, I hear you loud and clear. I’ll start answering the phone when you call. 😬

#witch #witchsky #oracle

Accountability reminder for myself… it’s unfair to complain that I don’t feel connected to the universe anymore when I’m the one not making time to listen.
March 9, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations no reviews just covers.

3/20 The Four Agreements by Don Miguel Ruiz
#booksky #20daybookchallenge
March 9, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I’m not saying Clay needs to go home after being in my house for way longer than any other neighbor, spraying something that looks like Febreeze over my couch, and making some interesting comments about my decorating choices… but I’m not not saying it.

#animalcrossing #acnh #newhorizons
March 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations no reviews just covers.

2/20 Hardcore Zen: Punk Rock, Monster Movies, & the Truth about Reality by Brad Warner

#booksky #20daybookchallenge
March 8, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Might be relatable. But I also haven’t slept at all so why start doing things in a traditional order now? Weeeeee!
March 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Because what else should I be doing at nearly 4am?

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations no reviews just covers.

1/20 All of Us with Wings by Michelle Ruiz Keil
#booksky #20daybookchallenge
March 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
March 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Describe yourself by way of 4 Dungeon Masters.

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonmasters #liveplaystorytellers
March 4, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Saje fans! These kits come with exterior and inner sleeves but I never know what to use them for. I’d love to know how everyone uses theirs.

#saje #wellness #feelbetternaturally
March 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Describe yourself using 4 foods.
March 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Post you from a different era.

Me, nearly 20 years ago. You wouldn’t know it to look at her but the young woman in this picture had just lost two incredibly important people in her life, gone through a devastating breakup, and felt her world was falling apart.

It got better. It usually does.
March 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Post a picture of you that’s actually not a picture of you …
March 3, 2025 at 10:59 AM