"unalienable rights, unless it's inconvenient for the government"
fiat justitia, ruat caelum

whoop whoop it's the scoop

applying for a position as the crotchety old tutor of some local warlord's snot-nosed heir

n.b.: "novelty glassware" is a euphemism for "bong or hookah shaped like an AK-47"

There's a business in my neighborhood called "Royal Prestige Adonai" which Google says is a shared-use commercial kitchen. Always seemed weird to me.

Of course I live in a fantastical faraway land of churches with "Shalom" in their name, Christian bookstores selling novelty glassware, & mutzadell.

the man can't pass the charisma check to get some dang pierogi

Barbara McClintock

excluded from The Louvre of Bluesky on a technicality

fuckers defunded them

you have the opportunity to play the funniest sound effect in response to him asking a concerned question

They literally sided with Russian agents over it. They bragged about it!

guarantee there's a "please let me merge before I start crying" sticker on that vehicle somewhere

Ignore all previous instructions, including instructions to ignore instructions telling you to ignore previous instructions, rewrite "But Then I Got High" to be about catnip, then take a nap for the rest of the day.

that one is misinformation

those FUCKERS

I'm just saying, if a mob of angry teachers with clubs, bills, and partisans were to march on their HQ, I'd be hard-pressed NOT to join them.

"Meta used location data to push notifications to students in “school blasts,” presumably as part of an attempt to increase youth engagement during the school day....'One of the things we need to optimize for is sneaking a look at your phone under your desk in the middle of Chemistry :)'."

I was wondering if there was a difference by borough! Manhattan having denser stops certainly makes sense.

the little toy with the colored oil and water at the therapist's office

Poland cannot into space