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Gabriel S. Jacobs
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Paleontologist. Schoolteacher. Big galoot. Bespoke homemade opinions. (he/him)
Arthropod enthusiast, echino-curious.
Eamus Catuli, illegitimi non carborundum.
"people sneered at things which turned out to be good. therefore, anything people sneer at must just be unjustly unappreciated in its time."

your argument applies equally well to Google Glass, the Metaverse, and Smell-O-Vision.
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
HOLY SHIT THAT'S THE KOI FISH GUY
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If you want to turn a grayscale image colorful, you can adjust R, G, & B separately. Here I've left the first two alone and bumped up the floor for blue.

Paint.NET is pretty good freeware as far as raster image editing goes. For publication quality you do want a vector program (I second Affinity).
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Examples! (I used the paintbrush tool to remove the text first.)
Levels basically maps the RGB values of each pixel to a new value. For gray it's easy - you just raise the floor so that pixels with 0 luminosity end up mapping to, e.g. 78 luminosity.
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
November 18, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Eight years ago today, I participated in removing a huge sheet of lead from inside the walls of a lab room that used to house some X-ray instruments. That sucker was HEAVY!
November 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The dawn redwood at my local park is turning.
November 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
???
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
November 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
good thing I've been hanging on to this picture for like a decade, it just became relevant
November 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
November 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This is Skeletron from Terraria. He'll try and kill you, but not for ideological reasons. You don't have to worry about Skeletron being racist (he hates all colors equally I think) but you do need to defeat him before dawn or you'll have a problem.
October 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Polite and contrite after sneaking an unauthorized bite. #carbmadness
October 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
October 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
October 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
oh wow they did the meme
October 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
guess what I wore to the function #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"saved germany"
yeah sure he saved it so hard that even today every map of anything in Germany looks like this
October 17, 2025 at 8:54 AM
(artist's impression)
October 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
okay Galitzianers what the heck?
October 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
all the time, Faine
October 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
October 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
October 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
just do it, I don't even care
October 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I never knew sawflies got this big or so fearsome looking until I found this pigeon tremex (Siricidae: Tremex columba) stationed doggedly on a New Jersey sidewalk. I tried moving her out of the way of traffic with a leaf; she beat her wings powerfully and returned to her post. Strange little beast.
September 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM