Fully deserved

I love the coffee ones

"He's eating Revels, sir"

(for the uninitiated, I now work for an NHS supplier)

I worked for Wilko at the time on the logistics side, and as they were one of the few shops that were allowed to stay open I'd never been busier in my life. Thankfully I now work in an industry that's bound to close down in the event of another pandemic. Oh wait

They've just liked a load of my art posts too. Fuck off, you leech

Plus I had that 10 glorious months of unemployment, living off my redundancy money, when I spent pretty much every day parked on me arse drawing, watching Columbo and cooking / scoffing. Fucking loved it

I fucking love cooking, me. Don't have much time for it now because of work and stuff, and it's about the only thing I miss about working nights because every day I had basically the entire afternoon to cook whatever the fuck I wanted

I also have to do some ironing before the pile becomes higher than Mount Snowdon, but - BUT - I'm going to cook a fucking enormous Bolognese for tea and I cannot fucking WAIT to shove it into my gaping, merciless facehole, lads

This reminds me that I have a commission to finish, hopefully today. Keep your eyes peeled if you're interested, all three of you