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@grumpygreyhead.bsky.social
Pleasing taste; some monsterism. Piss-poor artist and voracious consumer of crisps. My bin night is Thursday. The 'brains' behind @dpadesign2020.bsky.social
Social media whenever I post any of my art
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Social media whenever I post any of my art
It's bath time, lads!
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It's bath time, lads!
Legs for DAYS
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Legs for DAYS
Monday
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Monday
Sponsors and shading added. Now for a background
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Sponsors and shading added. Now for a background
Get fucked
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Get fucked
Got Bolognese in the slow cooker and it smells EXQUISITE
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Got Bolognese in the slow cooker and it smells EXQUISITE
"He's eating Revels, sir"
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
"He's eating Revels, sir"
Had a pretty nasty rosacea breakout over the past couple of weeks, but it's finally starting to fuck off and I'm looking every inch the humble, modest shagger
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Had a pretty nasty rosacea breakout over the past couple of weeks, but it's finally starting to fuck off and I'm looking every inch the humble, modest shagger
Just had a post liked by someone whose bio espouses AI
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Just had a post liked by someone whose bio espouses AI
Saw this lovely little early '90s Honda Civic in Coventry yesterday. Haven't seen one in years
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Saw this lovely little early '90s Honda Civic in Coventry yesterday. Haven't seen one in years
Good morning shaggers
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Good morning shaggers
I can honestly say I've never before been on an away day that involved a cheese board
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I can honestly say I've never before been on an away day that involved a cheese board
First pint in Cov since 2003
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
First pint in Cov since 2003
CAR CANS to mark the official declaration of Saturday
November 29, 2025 at 9:50 AM
CAR CANS to mark the official declaration of Saturday
Saw a robot floor cleaner in Morrisons earlier and it just reminded me of RALF from Flight of the Navigator
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Saw a robot floor cleaner in Morrisons earlier and it just reminded me of RALF from Flight of the Navigator
Finished work for the week, been shopping, banged a beef curry in the slow cooker, and now I'm going to have a hot bath, which is like a normal bath but with me in it
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Finished work for the week, been shopping, banged a beef curry in the slow cooker, and now I'm going to have a hot bath, which is like a normal bath but with me in it
It's my first full month with my pay rise and I've taken home an extra 80-odd quid
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 AM
It's my first full month with my pay rise and I've taken home an extra 80-odd quid
IT IS FINALLY PAY DAY, MY DUDES
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
IT IS FINALLY PAY DAY, MY DUDES
BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR KING, PEASANTS
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR KING, PEASANTS
Oh mate, I feel your pain. Mine did that about this time last year. And the year before that my boiler broke the week before Christmas and couldn't be repaired until about the 10th of January
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Oh mate, I feel your pain. Mine did that about this time last year. And the year before that my boiler broke the week before Christmas and couldn't be repaired until about the 10th of January
A beautiful sunrise in Worksop this morning. I really am extraordinarily lucky to live here
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 AM
A beautiful sunrise in Worksop this morning. I really am extraordinarily lucky to live here
That's a meme I haven't seen for a long time
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
That's a meme I haven't seen for a long time
The Chain preceded by the wonderful BBC Sport ident
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The Chain preceded by the wonderful BBC Sport ident