Grumpy Brit
@grumpybrit.bsky.social
Satire keeps me sane.
Retired accountant keeping active teaching folks to kick and punch.
Fight for the rights of everyone.
Retired accountant keeping active teaching folks to kick and punch.
Fight for the rights of everyone.
He can’t spell, he meant to write prey.
June 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
He can’t spell, he meant to write prey.
Trump should watch the 2024 film ‘Civil War. Spoiler alert: Doesn’t turn out well for the psycho President and dictator that goes for a third term.
June 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Trump should watch the 2024 film ‘Civil War. Spoiler alert: Doesn’t turn out well for the psycho President and dictator that goes for a third term.
You didn’t call him Big ´M’ did you?
June 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
You didn’t call him Big ´M’ did you?
Just have fines equivalent to all donations over £100 that are not traceable to U.K. residents.
June 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Just have fines equivalent to all donations over £100 that are not traceable to U.K. residents.
7 months of zero personal hygiene. Guess his cell mate prefers him that way.
May 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
7 months of zero personal hygiene. Guess his cell mate prefers him that way.
Wetherspoon report their lowest early morning sales of the year.
May 26, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Wetherspoon report their lowest early morning sales of the year.
Stable genius but only after all the other donkeys have left.
May 26, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Stable genius but only after all the other donkeys have left.
I was thinking feckless.
May 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I was thinking feckless.
Well it’s cheaper if you go outside of the school holidays and also avoids the the worst of the Brits abroad 👍
May 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Well it’s cheaper if you go outside of the school holidays and also avoids the the worst of the Brits abroad 👍
Will never happen. It’s just his excuse.
May 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Will never happen. It’s just his excuse.
Given he has shit for brains that worm is likely hungry again.
May 13, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Given he has shit for brains that worm is likely hungry again.
Does that mean the American tax payers will be paying and then continue to pay its running costs?
May 13, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Does that mean the American tax payers will be paying and then continue to pay its running costs?
Hate it so much you’ve learnt the lyrics 😂
May 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Hate it so much you’ve learnt the lyrics 😂
Transferring all the gold from Fort Knox to Mar a Lago?
May 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Transferring all the gold from Fort Knox to Mar a Lago?
You reap what you sow!
May 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You reap what you sow!
It’s bound to be Biden’s fault!
May 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It’s bound to be Biden’s fault!
Perhaps something to do with Truss being a f*king moron?
May 10, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Perhaps something to do with Truss being a f*king moron?
Reform stir up the haters to go out and vote for them. Perhaps it needs a few morons like this to get the 70% of voters who couldn’t be bothered to get off their arses to actually go an vote next time.
May 9, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Reform stir up the haters to go out and vote for them. Perhaps it needs a few morons like this to get the 70% of voters who couldn’t be bothered to get off their arses to actually go an vote next time.
The details have to come out at some point but it’s still early in negotiations. TBH I think the Americans need a deal as much as the U.K.
May 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
The details have to come out at some point but it’s still early in negotiations. TBH I think the Americans need a deal as much as the U.K.
So long as food from the USA meets U.K. standards of quality and production and they are not dumping their shit on us.
May 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
So long as food from the USA meets U.K. standards of quality and production and they are not dumping their shit on us.
Someone needs to scrape that shit off the walls, the fireplace and the chair behind the desk.
May 8, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Someone needs to scrape that shit off the walls, the fireplace and the chair behind the desk.
Military slowly getting rid of their assets so they don’t have anything to invade Canada and Greenland with.
May 7, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Military slowly getting rid of their assets so they don’t have anything to invade Canada and Greenland with.
They can save money by cancelling all bin collections. Environmental stuff and picking up rubbish is woke!
May 5, 2025 at 7:37 AM
They can save money by cancelling all bin collections. Environmental stuff and picking up rubbish is woke!
Back when they had leaders and not draft dodgers in charge.
May 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Back when they had leaders and not draft dodgers in charge.
Vile, Bile and Crooked are words that come to mind with Reform. Competence is not. Lincolnshire’s auditors will be working overtime when costs spiral, services crumble and Reform backers get richer.
May 2, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Vile, Bile and Crooked are words that come to mind with Reform. Competence is not. Lincolnshire’s auditors will be working overtime when costs spiral, services crumble and Reform backers get richer.