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Grumpy Brit
@grumpybrit.bsky.social
Satire keeps me sane.

Retired accountant keeping active teaching folks to kick and punch.

Fight for the rights of everyone.
It’s bound to be Biden’s fault!
May 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Rest of the time he was golfing or asleep.
April 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Makes a change from falling out of a window. Though I guess this way Putin can blame Ukraine.
April 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
So easily done!
Intended to send a photo of myself naked just to my wife but ended up sending it to everyone in my address book.
Not only was it incredibly embarrassing it cost a fortune in stamps.
April 16, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I’m sure Trump presidential orders will come in handy. 👍
March 28, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Just needed a bit of coprolite bronzer.
March 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Just needed a bit of coprolite bronzer.
March 24, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Just needed a little coprolite bronzer.
March 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
What a pity …..
March 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Much better before all the silly name changes.
March 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This would be an uncanny resemblance. Come on cholesterol and burger impacted colon……
March 10, 2025 at 8:33 AM
FFS cholesterol and burger impacted colon get on with it!!!
February 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I don’t know what all the fuss is about with naming places on maps.

All looks fine in the U.K.
February 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
After detailed medical analysis scientists have an answer to the question ‘what is green and hangs from a c**t?’

Farage’s Barbour Jacket.
#farageriots
February 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
They forgot the caption
February 9, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Which is the reward for validating the blockchain.
February 3, 2025 at 10:15 AM
CNN unveil a Whitehouse approved replacement for Jim Acosta #JimAcosta
January 29, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Janey expressed it well.
January 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I have a sticker for it. 👍
January 23, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Hoping for far less than another 1459. 🤞
January 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Weasel words - surprise surprise, they are not admitting to any illegality and blaming Private Investigators.
January 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
High cholesterol and burger impacted colon hurry up and do your thing!
January 21, 2025 at 8:57 AM
But not before adding Janey’s accurate take on him.
January 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Why was this on my Facebook feed? I am not following this c*nt.
Is Zuckerberg forcing this on everyone?
I reported the account as a fraud.
January 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I raise that to four 🤣 #FoxOfTheDay
December 19, 2024 at 8:50 AM