Grumplton
@grumplton.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Mr Winwood theorized of a higher love, but it would be 33 years before science was able to prove it's existence. Sadly Steve would not live to see the data from CERN himself.
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Mr Winwood theorized of a higher love, but it would be 33 years before science was able to prove it's existence. Sadly Steve would not live to see the data from CERN himself.
Just tail maxing on the railing.
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Just tail maxing on the railing.
You can replace the word love with lunch in almost any song and it will still make sense. Although it will sound like a Carls Jr commercial.
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You can replace the word love with lunch in almost any song and it will still make sense. Although it will sound like a Carls Jr commercial.
The work of antifa?!
September 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The work of antifa?!
The Night Sweats are giving me chills. Great concert.
September 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The Night Sweats are giving me chills. Great concert.
September 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Not reading the article, just guessing this picture is horse semen and I'm not using enough.
Here are the suggested “serving” sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most. nyti.ms/45WYc2X
August 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Not reading the article, just guessing this picture is horse semen and I'm not using enough.
You gotta put the popcorn in the popcorn bowl, you know that bowl you like the popcorn on? That's the one.
August 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
You gotta put the popcorn in the popcorn bowl, you know that bowl you like the popcorn on? That's the one.
The Kents : Origins. Thrill as the YOUNG JOHNATHAN KENT meets Martha in highschool and marries her 5 years later. Watch as we tastelessly digitally insert Johnathan and Martha into real civil rights protest footage!
in "The Moisture Farm", we'll finally get to see what Luke Skywalker's family was doing in the years between when Anakin left and Luke arrived. thrill at the daily grind to meet Hutt taxes and maintain functional agricultural infrastructure!
Can't stress this enough: nobody fucking cares what he was up to
August 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The Kents : Origins. Thrill as the YOUNG JOHNATHAN KENT meets Martha in highschool and marries her 5 years later. Watch as we tastelessly digitally insert Johnathan and Martha into real civil rights protest footage!
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Always repost Prisencolinensinainciusol
There’s part of what is going on that feels like the administration is a less aware Adriano Calentano and just making up words that sound vaguely English but together are nonsense.
August 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Always repost Prisencolinensinainciusol
The lion of the underbrush. The wild ground squirrel surveys its domain.
August 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The lion of the underbrush. The wild ground squirrel surveys its domain.
"Bringing up Daddy"
"Dirty Mary, Crazy Daddy"
"Hogan's Daddy"
"Don't tell Mom the babysitters Daddy" (turns out it's an alternative title for Mrs Doubtfire"
Also
"Mrs Daddy"
"3 Men and a Daddy"
"Daddy Now"
"Dirty Mary, Crazy Daddy"
"Hogan's Daddy"
"Don't tell Mom the babysitters Daddy" (turns out it's an alternative title for Mrs Doubtfire"
Also
"Mrs Daddy"
"3 Men and a Daddy"
"Daddy Now"
Replace one word in a movie title with ‘daddy’
August 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
"Bringing up Daddy"
"Dirty Mary, Crazy Daddy"
"Hogan's Daddy"
"Don't tell Mom the babysitters Daddy" (turns out it's an alternative title for Mrs Doubtfire"
Also
"Mrs Daddy"
"3 Men and a Daddy"
"Daddy Now"
"Dirty Mary, Crazy Daddy"
"Hogan's Daddy"
"Don't tell Mom the babysitters Daddy" (turns out it's an alternative title for Mrs Doubtfire"
Also
"Mrs Daddy"
"3 Men and a Daddy"
"Daddy Now"
The night squirrel came back, it does not fear me.
August 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The night squirrel came back, it does not fear me.
Examples of both a day squirrel and a night squirrel. No further explanations needed.
July 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Examples of both a day squirrel and a night squirrel. No further explanations needed.
The paint also works if you drink it.
July 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The paint also works if you drink it.
If only I had this much confidence in my hallucinations.
Reporter: The FDA has a new AI tool that's intended to speed up drug approvals. But several FDA employees say the new AI helper is making up studies that do not exist. One FDA employee telling us, 'Anything that you don't have time to double check is unreliable. It hallucinates confidently'
July 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If only I had this much confidence in my hallucinations.
With hookers and blackjack!
July 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
With hookers and blackjack!
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I will NOT listen carefully. I do NOT accept your menu changes
February 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I will NOT listen carefully. I do NOT accept your menu changes
Fuck it, let's just dig deeply and greedily at this point.
February 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Fuck it, let's just dig deeply and greedily at this point.