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I need Sesame Street to make this a reality next season.
Super Grover, in his helmet, red cape, and “G” emblem, offers a bowl of ice to a blue Muppet man in a suit, who glares back. A speech bubble from the man reads, “STOP BRINGING ICE SUPER GROVER! NO ONE WANTS ICE!” The scene is drawn in a vintage comic style.
August 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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My ketchup remnants are a face.
July 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I made a phone stand.
June 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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This is my new favorite fidget toy.
June 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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A side-by-side comparison image with the heading at the top: “Can you spot the difference?” Left side: A highlighted excerpt from The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins reads: “Besides basic reading and math most of our instruction is coal-related. Except for the weekly lecture on the history of Panem. It’s mostly a lot of blather about what we owe the Capitol. I know there must be more than they’re telling us, an actual account of what happened during the rebellion.” Labeled in large text on the right of this section: “Excerpt from The Hunger Games” Right side: Two blocks of text with blue backgrounds show quotes from Donald Trump. The first section reads: “When he did choose to speak about education, he had this to say, per The Washington Post: Trump elaborated on his proposal to eliminate the Department of Education by describing what he envisioned the agency would look like: ‘I think you will have like one person plus a secretary. You’ll have a secretary. The secretary will have one person plus a secretary. And all the person has to do is: Are you teaching English? Are you teaching arithmetic? What are you doing? Reading, writing, and arithmetic. And are you not teaching woke? Not teaching woke is a very big factor. But we’ll have a very small staff.’” The second section is labeled “Patriotic education” and defines it as: (i) an accurate, honest, unifying, inspiring, and ennobling characterization of America’s founding and foundational principles; (ii) a clear examination of how the United States has admirably grown closer to its noble principles throughout its history; (iii) the concept that commitment to America’s aspirations is beneficial and justified; and (iv) the concept that celebration of America’s greatness and history is proper. Labeled in large text on the right of this section: “Statements from Donald Trump” Bottom of the image Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins (2008) Trump quotes via The Washington Post, 2024 and Executive Order on Education, 2025
April 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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I send my wife flowers. She brings me food. It’s a good system.
February 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM