Evan Grummell
grummell.bsky.social
Evan Grummell
@grummell.bsky.social
You know what is an unexpected joy? High quality paper.
September 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
New level of annoyance. Something stuck under the gum and sticking out but you can get it out of your mouth. I finally did. #Closure
September 16, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I need Sesame Street to make this a reality next season.
August 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Take off your masks sissies
July 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My ketchup remnants are a face.
July 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I made a phone stand.
June 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This is my new favorite fidget toy.
June 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Sitting criss-cross applesauce in an office chair is a special kind of joy.
May 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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If only Christian charity were as easy as accessorizing.
May 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
April 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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When Pete Buttigieg starts cursing, shit has gotten real.
March 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
February and March are tricky months. Oh it's the 2/27 and you have an assignment due on 3/4. That's like 7 days away. WRONG! It's 5 DAYS! I think?
a cartoon character says kif clear my schedule next to another cartoon character
ALT: a cartoon character says kif clear my schedule next to another cartoon character
media.tenor.com
February 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I send my wife flowers. She brings me food. It’s a good system.
February 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Money talks
We got a Costco membership for the first time in our lives today. They asked why & I said because treat your workers well, you value diversity, & you didn’t cave in to authoritarian demands. He said: “We’ve been getting lots of folks saying that, thanks for joining.”

Who needs a gallon of ketchup?
February 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Bwahahaha!! Kudos to MoonPie!
February 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Here’s some advice for those outside our coalition, as the administration is actively leading a witch hunt for resistance members. If you’re a government employee, avoid using government devices to coordinate. Do not use standard messaging apps on Android or Apple devices.
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Great point.
February 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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As companies shell out big bucks for Super Bowl commercials, remember that many said they were forced to raise prices due to inflation.

Also remember that average profit margins in nearly every sector in the S&P 500 are running near or above 10-year highs.

Hello???
February 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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📸 NEW: @DrBiden and grandson Hunter, are at the Superbowl cheering on the Eagles!
February 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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February 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Millions of Americans — including many who have been purged from their positions of responsibility — are standing up to Trump and Musk’s tyranny. Congressional switchboards are ringing off the hook.

We are beginning to flood Trump and Musk’s zone. Let’s flood it out.
Flooding Trump and Musk’s zone
How to deal with their tyranny
robertreich.substack.com
February 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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As the forces of hatred are on the march, my promise is this:

Our trans neighbors will continue to be safe, protected, and welcome in Minnesota.
February 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"
February 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM