Groinhammer
@groinhammer.bsky.social
“The greatest business a country can have is the education of its people.”
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Nearest book, pg 42, post 2nd sentence
‘A gentlewoman, who thought her servants always cheated her, when they went to Billingsgate to buy fish, was resolved to go thither one day herself, and asking the price of some fish, which she thought too dear, she bid the fish-wife about half what she asked.’
‘A gentlewoman, who thought her servants always cheated her, when they went to Billingsgate to buy fish, was resolved to go thither one day herself, and asking the price of some fish, which she thought too dear, she bid the fish-wife about half what she asked.’
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence
‘In accordance with the ferocious aims of this talisman, it was recommended to suffumigate it with either blood, part of the clothing of a man who suffered a violent death or cat or mouse droppings.’
‘In accordance with the ferocious aims of this talisman, it was recommended to suffumigate it with either blood, part of the clothing of a man who suffered a violent death or cat or mouse droppings.’
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence
‘This Pokemon uses its massive icy body to flatten anything that gets in its way’
‘This Pokemon uses its massive icy body to flatten anything that gets in its way’
January 21, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Nearest book, pg 42, post 2nd sentence
‘A gentlewoman, who thought her servants always cheated her, when they went to Billingsgate to buy fish, was resolved to go thither one day herself, and asking the price of some fish, which she thought too dear, she bid the fish-wife about half what she asked.’
‘A gentlewoman, who thought her servants always cheated her, when they went to Billingsgate to buy fish, was resolved to go thither one day herself, and asking the price of some fish, which she thought too dear, she bid the fish-wife about half what she asked.’
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This is fantastic. 👍
“Martin angrily challenges Sir Keir Starmer to clear up social media scam adverts cess pit”
Courtesy of @thismorningitv.bsky.social
Courtesy of @thismorningitv.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 8:53 AM
This is fantastic. 👍
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The internet is very fast.
July 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The internet is very fast.
July 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Anyone have a Will Greenwood mute button?
June 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Anyone have a Will Greenwood mute button?
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also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
May 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
@pascalr57.bsky.social bon soir, monsieur. Am I right in thinking you dwell somewhere near Toulouse? Planning a trip to that neck of the woods for late summer/early autumn, and hiring an EV. Do you know if the beautiful towns and villages of the area are geared up for the electric car?
May 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
@pascalr57.bsky.social bon soir, monsieur. Am I right in thinking you dwell somewhere near Toulouse? Planning a trip to that neck of the woods for late summer/early autumn, and hiring an EV. Do you know if the beautiful towns and villages of the area are geared up for the electric car?
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TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
May 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
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I’m curious if Reform supporters are celebrating VE Day ironically, are not and furiously writing complaints to the BBC, or are a bit too stupid to realise the point.
May 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I’m curious if Reform supporters are celebrating VE Day ironically, are not and furiously writing complaints to the BBC, or are a bit too stupid to realise the point.
Kill Double Bill
Four Mules Eight Sisters Sarahs
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
The Seventy Eight Steps
The Seventy Eight Steps
May 5, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Kill Double Bill
Scotland vs Ireland just kicked off.
May 4, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Scotland vs Ireland just kicked off.
Happy Star Wars day everybody!
May 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Happy Star Wars day everybody!
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You receive a call on your phone.
The caller says they're from your bank and they're calling about a suspected fraudulent payment.
"Oh yeah," you think. Obvious scam, right?
The caller says "I'll send you an in-app notification to prove I'm calling from your bank."
🧵 1/4
The caller says they're from your bank and they're calling about a suspected fraudulent payment.
"Oh yeah," you think. Obvious scam, right?
The caller says "I'll send you an in-app notification to prove I'm calling from your bank."
🧵 1/4
May 3, 2025 at 8:32 AM
You receive a call on your phone.
The caller says they're from your bank and they're calling about a suspected fraudulent payment.
"Oh yeah," you think. Obvious scam, right?
The caller says "I'll send you an in-app notification to prove I'm calling from your bank."
🧵 1/4
The caller says they're from your bank and they're calling about a suspected fraudulent payment.
"Oh yeah," you think. Obvious scam, right?
The caller says "I'll send you an in-app notification to prove I'm calling from your bank."
🧵 1/4
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2025: setting all the worst records 🔥
May 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
2025: setting all the worst records 🔥
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I've just seen some staggering data on how badly infections are affecting urgent care here *now*.
It's hard to comprehend.
It's hard to get your head round it.
You need to see it to believe it.
👀
It's hard to comprehend.
It's hard to get your head round it.
You need to see it to believe it.
👀
April 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I've just seen some staggering data on how badly infections are affecting urgent care here *now*.
It's hard to comprehend.
It's hard to get your head round it.
You need to see it to believe it.
👀
It's hard to comprehend.
It's hard to get your head round it.
You need to see it to believe it.
👀
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Popcorn! Grosse Pointe Blank for @captainhowdy.bsky.social If for some reason you've never seen it, fix that this evening.
April 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Popcorn! Grosse Pointe Blank for @captainhowdy.bsky.social If for some reason you've never seen it, fix that this evening.
My favourite George
April 23, 2025 at 7:52 AM
My favourite George
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