and NOW, FRESH OFF THE PRESSES, Run With the Hunted 8: Neural Howlround!

Bits is narrating, there's an AI cult on a yacht, and it seems like everybody's playing a fun new phone game

books2read.com/RunWiththeHu...

The "Snakes on a plane" extended cinematic universe?

Of course it does. The Ring camera has been watching them 24/7 since the hour of their birth. Alexa has listened to every burble and cry. Quite a dataset. It would take a very dedicated dad indeed to maintain such a level of omniscient surveillance on a kid.

someone called it "doordash for bears" and I yelled

At least if you mortally offend the bride, you are already in sackcloth to do your penance.

I mean, in some fairness, I can also see that woman getting into a fight with a Roomba if she felt that it was cleaning in a woke fashion.