Ali from the 'burbs
@grissallia.bsky.social
Professional nerd. Ambigenderous trans misfit. Mood whiplash generator. Three coffees in a trenchcoat. Australian. Parent. AuDHD. Pronouns: any
In a time of performative cruelty, kindness is an act of resistance.
In a time of performative cruelty, kindness is an act of resistance.
Coming Soon: CT Scan 2 - The Hunt for Kidney Stone
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Coming Soon: CT Scan 2 - The Hunt for Kidney Stone
Outside, getting some fresh air.
Context: FLA escaped and is now under the house.
Context: FLA escaped and is now under the house.
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Outside, getting some fresh air.
Context: FLA escaped and is now under the house.
Context: FLA escaped and is now under the house.
Found AI's number one Australian fan. This is real. I'm not going to explain how I came by it. @ketanjoshi.co and @timinclimate.bsky.social will love* it.
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Found AI's number one Australian fan. This is real. I'm not going to explain how I came by it. @ketanjoshi.co and @timinclimate.bsky.social will love* it.
I thought it was this guy.
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I thought it was this guy.
Being married for 30 years, straight out of church…
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Being married for 30 years, straight out of church…
A movie that takes place where I'm from*.
(*it was filmed a short distance from where I was born and grew up, it's as close as I'm going to get.)
(*it was filmed a short distance from where I was born and grew up, it's as close as I'm going to get.)
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A movie that takes place where I'm from*.
(*it was filmed a short distance from where I was born and grew up, it's as close as I'm going to get.)
(*it was filmed a short distance from where I was born and grew up, it's as close as I'm going to get.)
All the qualifications in the world couldn’t fix this, though.
Cut the cable just after the damage, added the plug, and…
Cut the cable just after the damage, added the plug, and…
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
All the qualifications in the world couldn’t fix this, though.
Cut the cable just after the damage, added the plug, and…
Cut the cable just after the damage, added the plug, and…
Just in case someone takes this seriously, this is on the back of the packaging.
It me, “similarly qualified person”.
In case “ask ChatGPT” wasn’t a giveaway, I know the difference between earth, neutral, and active.
I still double-check my work, because i have #ADHD.
It me, “similarly qualified person”.
In case “ask ChatGPT” wasn’t a giveaway, I know the difference between earth, neutral, and active.
I still double-check my work, because i have #ADHD.
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Just in case someone takes this seriously, this is on the back of the packaging.
It me, “similarly qualified person”.
In case “ask ChatGPT” wasn’t a giveaway, I know the difference between earth, neutral, and active.
I still double-check my work, because i have #ADHD.
It me, “similarly qualified person”.
In case “ask ChatGPT” wasn’t a giveaway, I know the difference between earth, neutral, and active.
I still double-check my work, because i have #ADHD.
- getting to the store to see the staff sticking a sold sticker on the dishwasher we’d driven to the factory seconds store to buy. Sold five minutes before we arrived.
- buying a cheaper dishwasher, loading it into the van, and finding this…
- buying a cheaper dishwasher, loading it into the van, and finding this…
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
- getting to the store to see the staff sticking a sold sticker on the dishwasher we’d driven to the factory seconds store to buy. Sold five minutes before we arrived.
- buying a cheaper dishwasher, loading it into the van, and finding this…
- buying a cheaper dishwasher, loading it into the van, and finding this…
WELL IT'S NOT WORKING *PERFECTLY* THEN, IS IT?!?
Anyway, this is why I'm breaking open our emergency account and going to a factory seconds store.
Anyway, this is why I'm breaking open our emergency account and going to a factory seconds store.
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
WELL IT'S NOT WORKING *PERFECTLY* THEN, IS IT?!?
Anyway, this is why I'm breaking open our emergency account and going to a factory seconds store.
Anyway, this is why I'm breaking open our emergency account and going to a factory seconds store.
I made this in 2023, and I didn't think it would become *more* relavant.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I made this in 2023, and I didn't think it would become *more* relavant.
…then, a miracle. In three years I don’t think I’ve ever seen them this close without violence.
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM
…then, a miracle. In three years I don’t think I’ve ever seen them this close without violence.
Then I realised Tugboat was watching out the window, and she prefers the real thing.
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Then I realised Tugboat was watching out the window, and she prefers the real thing.
Tugboat (tortie) and Chevy (tabby), barely tolerate each other. Tugboat, not interested at all in your magpie army.
Chevy, OTOH…
Chevy, OTOH…
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Tugboat (tortie) and Chevy (tabby), barely tolerate each other. Tugboat, not interested at all in your magpie army.
Chevy, OTOH…
Chevy, OTOH…
I have no clue what a Laufey is, nor why it should choose to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven.
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I have no clue what a Laufey is, nor why it should choose to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven.
Here's one I prepared earlier (which continues to age like fine wine).
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Here's one I prepared earlier (which continues to age like fine wine).
Me: “Welp, got into the zone, worked way too late, gonna plonk down on the lounge and get some PlayStation time in”
6:55pm, Australian Eastern Daylight Savings Time: “LOL, no.”
6:55pm, Australian Eastern Daylight Savings Time: “LOL, no.”
November 19, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Me: “Welp, got into the zone, worked way too late, gonna plonk down on the lounge and get some PlayStation time in”
6:55pm, Australian Eastern Daylight Savings Time: “LOL, no.”
6:55pm, Australian Eastern Daylight Savings Time: “LOL, no.”
...aaand guess what's back in Microsoft Word on Mac, the latest version. With every Copilot option turned off.
That's right, fucking Copilot.
That's right, fucking Copilot.
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
...aaand guess what's back in Microsoft Word on Mac, the latest version. With every Copilot option turned off.
That's right, fucking Copilot.
That's right, fucking Copilot.
Love it when the timeline does this.
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Love it when the timeline does this.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy (oh no)
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy (oh no)
🎶 “Look at this pornograph…🎶
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
🎶 “Look at this pornograph…🎶