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Grimpy
@grimpy.bsky.social
Beloved cunt. Fan of Decorative soaps. 0 kills 0 assists 7 deaths, still at the top of the leaderboard.
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If only there was a CS:GO to the Polls
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I don't know what a Veknar is, but if you wanted to play something that would stop me from being mind controlled by it you can't do any better than the Vice City radio infomercials
December 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"No offense, T, but you got a very heteronormative mind set."
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Childhood is finding Michael Scott funny, adulthood is realizing Jan Levinson makes more sense
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Batman '89 Porn Parody

Joker: "This town needs an enema, because I'm about to fuck it in the ass"
[Guy who's dressed like Gotham City walks in]
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It's still unclear what Doug Ford's plan was there
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"It was priceless..."
November 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Tom Petty if he were a spider:

I'm running down the drain
Washing out with the rain
Waiting for the sun to shine
Then I'm going to climb
Running down the drain
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
both teams are going to get 5 runs next inning, watch
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The maid after being sent home for the 995th time: "I think she's having an affair."
October 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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"you will never be a woman"
October 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I'm pregnant with a baby girl, I'm going to name her after her mother, I'm going to name her "James Bond"
October 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My face when the 6'7" matcha labubu close-talker is sponge worthy:
October 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Choosing a picture where he's hitting the "had to do it to 'em" pose is amazing
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
October 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Maybe there wasn't a political motivation, maybe he shot him cuz he looks like skibidi toilet
September 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
September 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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I have 2 1/2 hours to pay rent and I am still exactly £340.56 short!⚠️⚠️⚠️
I have until Monday night to make rent and I'm still £470 short.

You get literally 1000s of posts, over 800 recipes for £5 and more added every day.

16% off if you sign up annually!

Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.
I'm a black trans woman fighting poverty and homelessness.

To support myself, I set up a patreon where you can get access to all my recipes, poetry, artwork and photography for just £5.

Something new EVERY SINGLE DAY. You won't regret it.

http://patreon.com/fightingpride93
September 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
>Private meeting with Putin
>Skin starts to discolour
>Vanishes
August 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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August 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Being interacted with by my fellow humans over on X, The Everything App
August 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Willow Rosenberg has a much greater sense of propriety and self respect than me, I 100% would've engaged in interdimensional selfcest with that vampire
July 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM