Grim Flandango
@grimflandango.bsky.social
Writer of stuff, mostly weird, sometimes dirty. Chronic oversharer. He/him, 40+ Find my writing on Medium https://medium.com/@flannigan479 or Patreon https://patreon.com/GrimFlandango?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creat
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
I’m sorry- you’re gonna steal from this?!?
November 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’m sorry- you’re gonna steal from this?!?
Honestly, though, just once you weird goblins could mix things up by not puking up these dipshit takes every time you see a woman’s picture…
September 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Honestly, though, just once you weird goblins could mix things up by not puking up these dipshit takes every time you see a woman’s picture…
I like this idea! I’m as guilty as anyone, but god I’m tired!
September 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I like this idea! I’m as guilty as anyone, but god I’m tired!
The only Green Lantern show I’ll ever want to watch, James Gunn-
August 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The only Green Lantern show I’ll ever want to watch, James Gunn-
I open the box
He claims the box
I end up with yet another random box I can’t bear to break down.
He claims the box
I end up with yet another random box I can’t bear to break down.
June 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I open the box
He claims the box
I end up with yet another random box I can’t bear to break down.
He claims the box
I end up with yet another random box I can’t bear to break down.
You need to understand who I am as a person…
March 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
You need to understand who I am as a person…
I’m being informed I’m actually obsessed with opossums, since they are the one found in North America. I apologize for any confusion this has caused any of you.
February 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I’m being informed I’m actually obsessed with opossums, since they are the one found in North America. I apologize for any confusion this has caused any of you.
Oh my god, this was supposed to be parody!
February 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Oh my god, this was supposed to be parody!
RIP Big Guy, you were a warrior and a sweet soul
January 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
RIP Big Guy, you were a warrior and a sweet soul
It's not a huge number of reads, but it's also not no reads. Wtf?!?
January 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It's not a huge number of reads, but it's also not no reads. Wtf?!?
I’ve never needed a starter pack more, and if this ends up being some kind of con I will burn the world to the ground.
January 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I’ve never needed a starter pack more, and if this ends up being some kind of con I will burn the world to the ground.
I’m gonna block anyone pulling this shit. Don’t preemptively concede every single battle and talk like I’m the stupid asshole for expecting better.
December 11, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I’m gonna block anyone pulling this shit. Don’t preemptively concede every single battle and talk like I’m the stupid asshole for expecting better.
Just sayin’, I could get to 1k. It’s not the quantity but quality of followers, of course. But still…1k!
December 9, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Just sayin’, I could get to 1k. It’s not the quantity but quality of followers, of course. But still…1k!
One or twelve, yes
November 30, 2024 at 9:01 PM
One or twelve, yes
I never have. Wanna help me break that streak?
November 30, 2024 at 8:56 PM
I never have. Wanna help me break that streak?
First line of the WIP I started today, because I'm never content unless I'm throwing more on myself.
November 28, 2024 at 9:19 PM
First line of the WIP I started today, because I'm never content unless I'm throwing more on myself.
Oooh, hit a new milestone today!
November 28, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Oooh, hit a new milestone today!
Interesting question…
Unlikely
Unlikely
November 27, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Interesting question…
Unlikely
Unlikely
Trying to remember how to draw
November 26, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Trying to remember how to draw
This is me. And yes…this is the best lighting I could find…and no, it doesn’t get better from a different angle…
November 26, 2024 at 2:31 AM
This is me. And yes…this is the best lighting I could find…and no, it doesn’t get better from a different angle…
I mean, how dare we not engage with this kind of good faith robust discourse?
November 23, 2024 at 3:42 PM
I mean, how dare we not engage with this kind of good faith robust discourse?