De Tomaso Panera
@griffonatrix.bsky.social
Artist, dog, lover, and avid reader.
All the pumped-up big bulges and vents in the hood and extra fake grill lines look even more ridiculous when compared to the actual racecar version.
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
All the pumped-up big bulges and vents in the hood and extra fake grill lines look even more ridiculous when compared to the actual racecar version.
I could screw with this all day but it still looks like it has fake side pipes and there's still a good foot and a half of nose well in front of any of the oily bits it just idk it's off somehow
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I could screw with this all day but it still looks like it has fake side pipes and there's still a good foot and a half of nose well in front of any of the oily bits it just idk it's off somehow
*fires off a single rocket towards your ship that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single rocket towards your ship that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single rocket towards your ship that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single rocket towards your ship that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single rocket towards your ship that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single rocket towards your ship that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single rocket towards your ship that slowly tracks you*
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 AM
*fires off a single rocket towards your ship that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single rocket towards your ship that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single rocket towards your ship that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single rocket towards your ship that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single rocket towards your ship that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single rocket towards your ship that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single rocket towards your ship that slowly tracks you*
oh that's helpful
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
oh that's helpful
"Hey, we saw you from across the rotunda and we love your vibe!"
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 AM
"Hey, we saw you from across the rotunda and we love your vibe!"
🤓☝ i think the "plane graveyard" looks more like an airplane fire simulator
November 3, 2025 at 7:44 AM
🤓☝ i think the "plane graveyard" looks more like an airplane fire simulator
watching baseball
November 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
watching baseball
"License and sex offender registration please"
October 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"License and sex offender registration please"
i love my angeleno friends however
October 28, 2025 at 5:35 AM
i love my angeleno friends however
"Now you told me you didn't care about any of that lovey-dovey stuff, I remember you being very insistent about that. Gee that's funny; I couldn't help but notice how you reacted when Buttercup married Humperdinck, almost like you were invested in her relationship with Westley."
October 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
"Now you told me you didn't care about any of that lovey-dovey stuff, I remember you being very insistent about that. Gee that's funny; I couldn't help but notice how you reacted when Buttercup married Humperdinck, almost like you were invested in her relationship with Westley."
I pray that I will never have to be so brave.
October 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I pray that I will never have to be so brave.
Have I shown you the little cowboy?
October 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Have I shown you the little cowboy?
'tis the season
October 3, 2025 at 6:42 AM
'tis the season
I probably could have come up with a funnier joke there but I was absolutely stunlocked upon learning they have their own novelty coffee??????
surprised they didn't call it Blacked Waifu Coffee Company
surprised they didn't call it Blacked Waifu Coffee Company
September 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I probably could have come up with a funnier joke there but I was absolutely stunlocked upon learning they have their own novelty coffee??????
surprised they didn't call it Blacked Waifu Coffee Company
surprised they didn't call it Blacked Waifu Coffee Company
tfw your wife who's a doctor won't wear the maison de neige lingerie you bought her
September 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
tfw your wife who's a doctor won't wear the maison de neige lingerie you bought her
alright i'm convinced: i'm switching to linux
September 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
alright i'm convinced: i'm switching to linux
Hope everyone's ready for Ross Hashanah
September 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Hope everyone's ready for Ross Hashanah
Maybe I'm just easily impressed by wordplay but happy ten years to a brilliant anagram bit
September 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Maybe I'm just easily impressed by wordplay but happy ten years to a brilliant anagram bit
i'll be honest that didn't seem likely
September 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
i'll be honest that didn't seem likely