Stoned at World Market living my best life
January 7, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Stoned at World Market living my best life
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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There’s always a tweet.
January 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
There’s always a tweet.
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Merry Christmas!🎄
December 24, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Merry Christmas!🎄
Went to the hometown Christmas tree farm
December 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Went to the hometown Christmas tree farm
When my hot clients bring up their wives 🙄
December 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
When my hot clients bring up their wives 🙄
Officially done with college classes. Feels wild
December 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Officially done with college classes. Feels wild
Decided to add shallots to my curry and oh boy I’m doing this every time
December 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Decided to add shallots to my curry and oh boy I’m doing this every time
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It’s bad enough that we’re constantly bombarded with ads wherever we look, but the fact that they’re mostly about Ai or gambling apps makes it so much worse
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It’s bad enough that we’re constantly bombarded with ads wherever we look, but the fact that they’re mostly about Ai or gambling apps makes it so much worse
Gays love to scurry out of a room
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Gays love to scurry out of a room
Paying attention to who has T***** S**** in their yearly recap…👀🤨
December 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Paying attention to who has T***** S**** in their yearly recap…👀🤨
Psyduck has always been an (icon)
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Psyduck has always been an (icon)
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November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I don’t need to worry about crossing the Starbucks picket line because their coffee tastes burnt anyway 😬
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I don’t need to worry about crossing the Starbucks picket line because their coffee tastes burnt anyway 😬
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“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.
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Had four Halloween costumes this year. What’s your fav?
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Had four Halloween costumes this year. What’s your fav?
I wish I was into chastity but I’m still firmly #freethepeen
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I wish I was into chastity but I’m still firmly #freethepeen