Greg Thomas
@gregthomaswashere.bsky.social
I’m having fun, leave me alone. 🥰
Happy Halloween Eve, to those who celebrate 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Happy Halloween Eve, to those who celebrate 🎃
today's story is for anyone who's ever opened a draft and stalled
"The Email"
bigtroublefiction.substack.com/p/the-email?...
"The Email"
bigtroublefiction.substack.com/p/the-email?...
October 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
today's story is for anyone who's ever opened a draft and stalled
"The Email"
bigtroublefiction.substack.com/p/the-email?...
"The Email"
bigtroublefiction.substack.com/p/the-email?...
Don’t answer it’s not me
June 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Don’t answer it’s not me
When everyone leaves the office and puts me in charge to keep an eye on things:
April 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
When everyone leaves the office and puts me in charge to keep an eye on things:
Happy anniversary to the greatest April fool’s prank teenage me had ever experienced
April 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Happy anniversary to the greatest April fool’s prank teenage me had ever experienced
It’s funny looking back at photos from over ten years ago and realizing you can still pinpoint the exact moment when your daughter got lice
March 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It’s funny looking back at photos from over ten years ago and realizing you can still pinpoint the exact moment when your daughter got lice
“When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. … But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.”
— Phil Connors
— Phil Connors
February 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
“When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. … But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.”
— Phil Connors
— Phil Connors
Found a waterfall today! 🤗
February 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Found a waterfall today! 🤗
If you are a horse, DON’T DO IT!!!!
February 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If you are a horse, DON’T DO IT!!!!
A silly little thing I wrote for @FrazzledHumor was trending #1 on @Medium last night! 😱
January 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
A silly little thing I wrote for @FrazzledHumor was trending #1 on @Medium last night! 😱
Ok, here’s a first: Hot Pink Cybertruck
January 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Ok, here’s a first: Hot Pink Cybertruck
Me, every time I see a new diet trend.
January 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Me, every time I see a new diet trend.
I hate it when my watch gives me a tsk-tsk “check your rings” alert and it looks like this. bro it’s 9am on saturday GIVE ME A MINUTE
January 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I hate it when my watch gives me a tsk-tsk “check your rings” alert and it looks like this. bro it’s 9am on saturday GIVE ME A MINUTE
I think they should have named it “Yesferatu”
January 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I think they should have named it “Yesferatu”
Can I say something without everybody counting the number of likes this has in a thick transylvanian accent
January 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Can I say something without everybody counting the number of likes this has in a thick transylvanian accent
Saw this on the bird place this morning and was curious what an “instinct” answer would be…
December 19, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Saw this on the bird place this morning and was curious what an “instinct” answer would be…
It’s coming for us…
December 19, 2024 at 4:54 PM
It’s coming for us…
Sadly, Apple’s new “Genmoji” feature will not create the only emoji that matters…
December 12, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Sadly, Apple’s new “Genmoji” feature will not create the only emoji that matters…
It’s late fall 1987, you’re in 4th grade, and you’ve just climbed a couple of tall metal stairs into a dark, poorly lit van. Creepy? No. This isn’t just any van. It’s the Bookmobile and you are about to check out your third Boxcar Children and your fifth Hardy Boys book.
December 11, 2024 at 7:41 PM
It’s late fall 1987, you’re in 4th grade, and you’ve just climbed a couple of tall metal stairs into a dark, poorly lit van. Creepy? No. This isn’t just any van. It’s the Bookmobile and you are about to check out your third Boxcar Children and your fifth Hardy Boys book.
It’s wine o’clock some-here.
December 8, 2024 at 12:30 AM
It’s wine o’clock some-here.
11 words?
In a doc??
In a doc??
December 5, 2024 at 2:00 AM
11 words?
In a doc??
In a doc??
I moved the giant swivel chair to make room for the christmas tree and discovered that this happened so now we are going to play life-sized trivial pursuit instead
December 4, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I moved the giant swivel chair to make room for the christmas tree and discovered that this happened so now we are going to play life-sized trivial pursuit instead
‘Tis the season 🎄
December 1, 2024 at 4:17 PM
‘Tis the season 🎄
Nighttime beach stroll 🌙
December 1, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Nighttime beach stroll 🌙