Greg Thomas
@gregthomaswashere.bsky.social
I’m having fun, leave me alone. 🥰
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sure my vision is blurry and I have a headache but what am I supposed to do, NOT be on my phone??
counting down until I can raid the candy bowl
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Friendly Reminder: It’s OK to Eat Your Kid’s Halloween Candy
(So They Don’t Have to)
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October 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
counting down until I can raid the candy bowl
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Happy Halloween Eve, to those who celebrate 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Happy Halloween Eve, to those who celebrate 🎃
Idle
After midnight, the traffic drops. And something else connects.
medium.com
October 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
today's story is for anyone who's ever opened a draft and stalled
"The Email"
bigtroublefiction.substack.com/p/the-email?...
"The Email"
bigtroublefiction.substack.com/p/the-email?...
October 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
today's story is for anyone who's ever opened a draft and stalled
"The Email"
bigtroublefiction.substack.com/p/the-email?...
"The Email"
bigtroublefiction.substack.com/p/the-email?...
When autocorrect stops helping and starts warning.
New short horror: The Exit Hums
Read on Substack: bigtroublefiction.substack.com/p/the-exit-h...
Also on Medium: medium.com/big-trouble-...
New short horror: The Exit Hums
Read on Substack: bigtroublefiction.substack.com/p/the-exit-h...
Also on Medium: medium.com/big-trouble-...
The Exit Hums
The phone knew something I didn't
bigtroublefiction.substack.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
When autocorrect stops helping and starts warning.
New short horror: The Exit Hums
Read on Substack: bigtroublefiction.substack.com/p/the-exit-h...
Also on Medium: medium.com/big-trouble-...
New short horror: The Exit Hums
Read on Substack: bigtroublefiction.substack.com/p/the-exit-h...
Also on Medium: medium.com/big-trouble-...
If you think about it, Taylor Swift’s career really catapulted into another level after she starred in “Cats.” Something to think about.
June 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
If you think about it, Taylor Swift’s career really catapulted into another level after she starred in “Cats.” Something to think about.
Me, by the pool, holding a drink with an umbrella in it:
Same.
Same.
June 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Me, by the pool, holding a drink with an umbrella in it:
Same.
Same.
Legit was just totally oblivious that today was the first day of summer until like five minutes ago. I may need to reconsider some things.
June 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Legit was just totally oblivious that today was the first day of summer until like five minutes ago. I may need to reconsider some things.
went outside
and touched grass
but I’m allergic to grass
so now I have a rash
and touched grass
but I’m allergic to grass
so now I have a rash
June 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
went outside
and touched grass
but I’m allergic to grass
so now I have a rash
and touched grass
but I’m allergic to grass
so now I have a rash
Don’t answer it’s not me
June 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Don’t answer it’s not me
DEEP THOUGHTS: If I am in a fully autonomous self driving car, and I am the only passenger, can we use the carpool lane?
June 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
DEEP THOUGHTS: If I am in a fully autonomous self driving car, and I am the only passenger, can we use the carpool lane?
Hot take: I think we’re still focusing too much on STEM in schools. AI is taking over STEM, which means we need more creativity and outside the box thinking. We need more arts and humanities.
June 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Hot take: I think we’re still focusing too much on STEM in schools. AI is taking over STEM, which means we need more creativity and outside the box thinking. We need more arts and humanities.
every time someone comments “just cook with cast iron, it’s not that hard to clean it the right way, but also make sure you don’t do this, this, this, and also this” I get one step closer to cooking exclusively with pre-melted plastic
June 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
every time someone comments “just cook with cast iron, it’s not that hard to clean it the right way, but also make sure you don’t do this, this, this, and also this” I get one step closer to cooking exclusively with pre-melted plastic
Action movie idea: our protagonist discovers time travel and has exactly 48 hours to travel back in time to stop the creator of email
May 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Action movie idea: our protagonist discovers time travel and has exactly 48 hours to travel back in time to stop the creator of email
I don’t vibe code, I vibe write. The best thing about vibe writing? You don’t have to use AI to do it. You just… vibe.
May 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I don’t vibe code, I vibe write. The best thing about vibe writing? You don’t have to use AI to do it. You just… vibe.
Nobody:
Me: they should give mental health awareness more than a month
Me: they should give mental health awareness more than a month
May 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Nobody:
Me: they should give mental health awareness more than a month
Me: they should give mental health awareness more than a month
As a St. Louis native, let me tell you what a relief it is to learn the new pope is not a Cubs fan.
Go Cards!
Go Cards!
May 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
As a St. Louis native, let me tell you what a relief it is to learn the new pope is not a Cubs fan.
Go Cards!
Go Cards!
If time is an illusion and all moments exist at once, then it’s literally always five o’clock somewhere, everywhere.
May 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If time is an illusion and all moments exist at once, then it’s literally always five o’clock somewhere, everywhere.
the math’s not mathin’
April 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
the math’s not mathin’
When everyone leaves the office and puts me in charge to keep an eye on things:
April 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
When everyone leaves the office and puts me in charge to keep an eye on things:
Happy anniversary to the greatest April fool’s prank teenage me had ever experienced
April 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Happy anniversary to the greatest April fool’s prank teenage me had ever experienced
so are we supposed to do our taxes this year or…
March 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
so are we supposed to do our taxes this year or…
It’s funny looking back at photos from over ten years ago and realizing you can still pinpoint the exact moment when your daughter got lice
March 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It’s funny looking back at photos from over ten years ago and realizing you can still pinpoint the exact moment when your daughter got lice
daughter is facetiming a friend during breakfast and friend just said, “oh my god. he’s a seventh grader, she’s an eighth grader. that’s, like, cougar behavior, bro!”
February 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
daughter is facetiming a friend during breakfast and friend just said, “oh my god. he’s a seventh grader, she’s an eighth grader. that’s, like, cougar behavior, bro!”
Went to the dr yesterday and just saw this in his notes. I’m not sure yet but I think this is some kind of shade:
Mental Status: Mental status is at baseline.
Mental Status: Mental status is at baseline.
February 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Went to the dr yesterday and just saw this in his notes. I’m not sure yet but I think this is some kind of shade:
Mental Status: Mental status is at baseline.
Mental Status: Mental status is at baseline.