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Fan of theme parks, tiki, Rangers hockey, fantasy and history books, and reason 💙. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ally. Snark comes free.
Good job catching these ghouls in (another) lie Rep. Magaziner.
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Unsure if these are the same illegals that are taking all our jobs, or if these are the same illegals that are getting all our SNAP benefits.
Secretary Scott Turner: "We need to continue to deport illegals that are taking houses from the American people"
December 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My bank account watching me order take out after going to the grocery store.
December 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
So they score the lowest on tests but take all our jobs while also getting all the welfare to buy all the houses?
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Remember, as Sean Duffy keeps telling us his ideas for air travel -- dress up nice for your flight! do a little workout before you get on too! -- this is an actual Good Thing We Wanted that Democrats secured for us before these assholes took it away
White House Scraps Cash Payments for Delayed or Canceled Flights
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My GOODNESS!
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Almost flawless movie (damn Spacey).
“L.A.CONFIDENTIAL” (1997) dir. Curtis Hanson

Kim Basinger, Guy Pearce, Russell Crowe, Kevin Spacey, Danny DeVito, James Cromwell, David Strathairn

🎬 Warner Bros.
🎞 #NeoNoir
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Swiss tennis star becomes second active player ever to come out as gay: “I’m proud of who I am”

The 21-year-old, 6'3" player, who's climbing the ranks of the men's singles circuit, came out on Instagram with a heartfelt message.

www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/swis...
Swiss tennis star becomes second active player ever to come out as gay: "I'm proud of who I am" - LGBTQ Nation
The 21-year-old, 6'3" player, who's climbing the ranks of the men's singles circuit, came out on Instagram with a heartfelt message.
www.lgbtqnation.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
@pkrugman.bsky.social out to ruin my Monday before it begins. Ugh. I hate this timeline.
December 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award

Also Boomers:
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I get why she's being lambasted through all this, but why is there zero discussion of RFK's role? She's a nobody compared to him.
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I thought Democrats control the weather?
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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This administration is filled with the absolute dumbest, meanest, cruelest pieces of shit.

And they're so *proud* to be dumb, mean, cruel pieces of shit too. They delight in it. They brag about it.

It's vice signaling as a way of life.
I assume she means everyone who isn’t white.
December 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Person 3rd in line for Presidency is back on his bullshit of not knowing the basic news of the day.
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?

MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This is an all-time holy shit photo.
A deadly blaze tore through several high-rise apartment towers in Hong Kong on Wednesday, killing at least 13 people and setting off an urgent rescue effort for an unknown number of people trapped inside. Follow live updates: nyti.ms/4pvZB7s
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This is well worth your time. Yes you.

I love the smell of commerce in the morning!
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?

If he's there to break me out I'm good, if not....ugh.
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Post of the day.
narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowtiz."
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
November 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution.

In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM