Green Parmesan
@greenparmesan.bsky.social
philly area native, now west coast rambler. go birds and sixers (respectfully, complimentary)
happy warren zevon day to all who celebrate
enjoy every sandwich
enjoy every sandwich
January 24, 2026 at 9:15 AM
happy warren zevon day to all who celebrate
enjoy every sandwich
enjoy every sandwich
you wanna come for america? fine. a lot of us hate it too
you wanna come specifically for philly?? hoo boy you better get ready then
you wanna come specifically for philly?? hoo boy you better get ready then
January 22, 2026 at 1:11 AM
you wanna come for america? fine. a lot of us hate it too
you wanna come specifically for philly?? hoo boy you better get ready then
you wanna come specifically for philly?? hoo boy you better get ready then
i enjoy the normies and the mainstream libs’ energy for mamdani but uhhhhhhh you do know he is not eligible for prez
also you have aoc (and a couple others who are) RIGHT THERE
also you have aoc (and a couple others who are) RIGHT THERE
January 20, 2026 at 10:40 PM
i enjoy the normies and the mainstream libs’ energy for mamdani but uhhhhhhh you do know he is not eligible for prez
also you have aoc (and a couple others who are) RIGHT THERE
also you have aoc (and a couple others who are) RIGHT THERE
i don’t know the nfl waiver riles like i do the nba… can the broncos sign phil rivers? is flacco available?
January 18, 2026 at 8:34 PM
i don’t know the nfl waiver riles like i do the nba… can the broncos sign phil rivers? is flacco available?
welp i thought for sure it would be another rams-niners conference championship
at least i can safely say, no i do not think the eagles could have gone into seattle and done it
at least i can safely say, no i do not think the eagles could have gone into seattle and done it
January 18, 2026 at 8:10 AM
welp i thought for sure it would be another rams-niners conference championship
at least i can safely say, no i do not think the eagles could have gone into seattle and done it
at least i can safely say, no i do not think the eagles could have gone into seattle and done it
cronkite voice: the crunky white bros have fallen
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
cronkite voice: the crunky white bros have fallen
knew mgp obv would be off this ( to support it ) but no bynum? no bonamici??? read the room, your own room at least!
The House voted 341 to 79 to fund Trump's war-mongering foreign policy agenda.
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
January 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
knew mgp obv would be off this ( to support it ) but no bynum? no bonamici??? read the room, your own room at least!
my dad eagerly explaining to me what the symbols in doonesbury were
“the waffles thing is actually bill clinton! it’s funny cuz he’s fat..”
“the waffles thing is actually bill clinton! it’s funny cuz he’s fat..”
why did so many millennials read so many newspaper comics? easily 60 percent of my reading diet in elementary/middle school was collected editions of calvin and hobbes, farside, dilbert, peanuts, doonesbury (!), foxtrot (?!?) and i know im not alone. historically unique phenomenon
rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
my dad eagerly explaining to me what the symbols in doonesbury were
“the waffles thing is actually bill clinton! it’s funny cuz he’s fat..”
“the waffles thing is actually bill clinton! it’s funny cuz he’s fat..”
not even mad
need some changes
need some changes
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
not even mad
need some changes
need some changes
YOU DO HAVE ALL TOS PATULLO
January 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
YOU DO HAVE ALL TOS PATULLO
YES IT IA FINE YOU ARE DOWN
January 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
YES IT IA FINE YOU ARE DOWN
great drive but should we be worried that every play requires 5 side conversations, 3 motions, and almost goes to end of play clock
January 11, 2026 at 10:34 PM
great drive but should we be worried that every play requires 5 side conversations, 3 motions, and almost goes to end of play clock
damkit nicky just take
January 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
damkit nicky just take
btw don’t know who else is using it but the fox sports app is glitchy af today
January 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
btw don’t know who else is using it but the fox sports app is glitchy af today
purdy aint hurts
January 11, 2026 at 10:16 PM
purdy aint hurts
from my dead cold hands
When Joshua Clemans posted these, he was a partner at New Founding, which is backed by Peter Thiel ally Marc Andreessen. Thiel, Andreessen, & New Founding co-founder Nate Fischer are invested in Pronomos Capital, which supports the construction of crypto colonies around the world. 1/
January 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
from my dead cold hands
if this is what gets normie suburbanite parents to hate him, i may just go to mass again
i mean i won’t, but i like the sentiment
i mean i won’t, but i like the sentiment
Editorial in the National Catholic Reporter: "The vice president's comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith. His repeated attempts to blame Good for her own death are fundamentally incompatible with the Gospel."
Catholic Vice President Vance takes to social media to justify killing of Renee Good
After the tragic shooting of Renee Good at the hands of ICE, the Catholic vice president of the United States took to social media to justify the killing.
www.ncronline.org
January 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
if this is what gets normie suburbanite parents to hate him, i may just go to mass again
i mean i won’t, but i like the sentiment
i mean i won’t, but i like the sentiment
how many times do we need to say fuck this shit
Border Patrol has shot two people in Oregon close to Portland. The shooting occurred near East Burnside and 141st Avenue. The two who were shot allegedly drove to this location for further help and are now en route or at hospital. Their condition is unknown.
January 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
how many times do we need to say fuck this shit
Reposted by Green Parmesan
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
trae young on the kings seems like a fit of destiny. 33 wins every year forever
January 6, 2026 at 7:54 PM
trae young on the kings seems like a fit of destiny. 33 wins every year forever
i don’t know if i wanted to see rams or 49ers more. either way confidence level is… not great. but, they are the defending champs until they’re not.
go birds, fuck ice, free palestine
go birds, fuck ice, free palestine
January 5, 2026 at 6:57 AM
i don’t know if i wanted to see rams or 49ers more. either way confidence level is… not great. but, they are the defending champs until they’re not.
go birds, fuck ice, free palestine
go birds, fuck ice, free palestine
isiah whitlock was not just clay davis. a real quality character guy. so beloved they let him do the sheeeeeeit thing across completely different characters in different shows / movies.
December 31, 2025 at 8:44 AM
isiah whitlock was not just clay davis. a real quality character guy. so beloved they let him do the sheeeeeeit thing across completely different characters in different shows / movies.
not the main point of Bugonia but seeing stav in real things is still wild to me
December 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
not the main point of Bugonia but seeing stav in real things is still wild to me