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greenlinzerd.bsky.social
🦎Linzer🦎
@greenlinzerd.bsky.social
I draw scalies and scalie accessories. 🦎 (SFW, may be suggestive) | 28, Bloke, Brit | Find my links at https://linktr.ee/greenlinzerd

#LinzerArt for my art!
Original review, from 2021. This is the first one where I've felt the need to change the rating (even if i recycled one sentence, oopsie doopsie)
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
#Zillathon2025 3: King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962)
This enjoyably meta entry paved the way for future instalments. The buildup to the final battle is long and both monsters have seen better days, but the campy tone and absurd spectacle of their climactic confrontation make it all worth the wait.
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Well, it's happening! I'm finally reopening #commissions. I'm also offering #Balatro style #pixelart cards if you're interested in owning a personalised Joker, or playing cards that you can use ingame
#LinzerArt #furryart #commissionsopen

Terms: pastebin.com/MCRhuuPa
Waitlist: pastebin.com/ehH4L46Q
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Part 2 because we're not allowed to post 2 GIFs at once apparently
#LinzerArt
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Made a wiggly goober for a video (it makes sense in context)
#LinzerArt #furryart #scalie
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Original review, from 2021:
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 AM
#Zillathon2025 Gaiden: Mothra (1961)
This more offbeat kaiju film has a few pacing issues and the effects suddenly take a downturn at the climax, but a refreshing tone, plenty of charm, and an entertaining villain ensure it doesn't lose your attention.

Oh and Mothra's in it so that's also a plus
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 AM
This batch of Jokers is #Pokemon themed! (Yes the boot counts, it belongs to a Nidorina, shush.) These are all the remaining ones with Pokemon OCs; 2 more batches after this, and I'll be done!
#LinzerArt #furryart #Balatro
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
And here's a set of Linzerd-themed Jokers, most of which were simple edits. This completes the set of Jokers which don't get a unique OC assigned to them
#LinzerArt
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
More custom Jokers! I finished off the basic lads and added more classics which I missed last time. Most of these were done in August-September, oops
#LinzerArt #furryart #scalie #Balatro
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Original review, from 2022. I still like this review, but felt like writing a new one anyway
November 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
#Zillathon2025 Gaiden: Varan (1958)
This listless, dull-witted production was intended for TV, and it shows. The effects aren't up to par, our favourite actors are barely in it, and the plot is a mind-numbing connect-the-dots slog. The only one bringing their A-game is composer Akira Ifukube!
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
And as a bonus, here are two alternate versions. These will be used on my upcoming commission sheet to demonstrate the different rendering styles available
#LinzerArt
November 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Woo! After redesigning the boy a year ago, I finally finished this portrait for my new avatar. With his new spade emblem, it seemed fitting to pay tribute to my favourite game 😉
#LinzerArt #furryart #scalie #Balatro
November 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I dreamed I had a flying steed and it was my Dragonair Cathay but as a seahorse and she looked like this
#LinzerArt #Pokemon
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
November 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I'm not kidding, I dreamed of a world of adorable snake critters and snake Rosa Parks was there and she looked like this
#LinzerArt #snake
November 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
more absol, he has clothes now (and braids)

#LinzerArt
October 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
October 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Original review, from 2022:
October 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
#Zillathon2025 Gaiden: The Mysterians (1957)
Toho blend corny 50s sci-fi charm with their signature tokusatsu craft. The result is an action-packed spectacle, but the story (and monster) leave something to be desired. It's a bit silly, but not an unenjoyable watch if you're in the mood for it.
October 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Original review, from 2021:
October 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
#Zillathon2025 Gaiden: Rodan (1956)
Toho spread their wings (ha) with a brand-new monster. Rodan is a great addition to the lineup, but unfortunately his film suffers from rather uneven pacing. After a strong opener, it's a long wait until the action-packed finale and surprisingly emotional ending.
October 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
In last week's #Balatro stream, I tried doing some challenge decks and one totally derailed when I found an absolutely incredible seed and, 2 hours later, smashed my ante 19 PB.

It took so long I started playing music onstream, lol. You can now watch it in the VOD here: youtu.be/MSSuuiNne60
October 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Original review, from 2021:
October 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM