The Great Dean Malenko
@greatdeanmalenko.bsky.social
Master of 1,000 holds, lover of Faygo.
So I'm pretty sure Twitter is now strictly for Nazis
April 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
So I'm pretty sure Twitter is now strictly for Nazis
There's a weird juxtaposition of how I've never been happier with my choice to leave the US and how sad I am to see it being torn apart.
February 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
There's a weird juxtaposition of how I've never been happier with my choice to leave the US and how sad I am to see it being torn apart.
Things that will happen today:
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Nothing.
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Nothing.
Just spitballing, but things that could happen today:
*Court injunction protecting USAID
*Dems demand hearings on Musk's role
*Someone introduce articles of impeachment
*Dem officeholders go to USAID offices with USAID workers
*Refuse to conduct any more Senate confirmations until this is resolved
*Court injunction protecting USAID
*Dems demand hearings on Musk's role
*Someone introduce articles of impeachment
*Dem officeholders go to USAID offices with USAID workers
*Refuse to conduct any more Senate confirmations until this is resolved
February 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Things that will happen today:
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Nothing.
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Nothing.
A view from Scotland whilst America gets somehow worse
January 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A view from Scotland whilst America gets somehow worse
Just had an unhinged Will Stancil defender tweet these at me on the other app. You couldn't waterboard this shit out of me.
January 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Just had an unhinged Will Stancil defender tweet these at me on the other app. You couldn't waterboard this shit out of me.
I need to keep better tabs on my kids. My daughter told me she has a password at school that is "bendover69420". She's 8.
December 28, 2024 at 9:01 AM
I need to keep better tabs on my kids. My daughter told me she has a password at school that is "bendover69420". She's 8.
This is what people who hate unions actually think. They don't know what a union does and despise the people who actually do all the work.
No unions do not ensure the employees get their fair share of the profits. Wage costs are typically borrowed and paid out before production. Profit is the reward for taking the financial risk to employ someone. Contracts are what ensures workers get paid fairly. The union has nothing to do with it.
December 26, 2024 at 4:10 PM
This is what people who hate unions actually think. They don't know what a union does and despise the people who actually do all the work.
Merry Christmas to everyone, including the losers and haters. They especially need a little love this time of year.
December 25, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Merry Christmas to everyone, including the losers and haters. They especially need a little love this time of year.
Reposted by The Great Dean Malenko
You guys wanna see a dead body?
December 23, 2024 at 2:55 AM
You guys wanna see a dead body?
Hell yeah! Will Stancil just blocked me for saying I'd never apologize for calling him a dweeb.
December 23, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Hell yeah! Will Stancil just blocked me for saying I'd never apologize for calling him a dweeb.
Fuck Jesse Singal
December 18, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Fuck Jesse Singal
Im glad The Ringer completely changed its page layout into a completely unnavigable mess. One less site to go to.
December 3, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Im glad The Ringer completely changed its page layout into a completely unnavigable mess. One less site to go to.
The Edinburgh botanical Gardens lights are beautiful and kinda spooky for a Christmas deal.
December 3, 2024 at 10:18 AM
The Edinburgh botanical Gardens lights are beautiful and kinda spooky for a Christmas deal.
Dr Seuss' The Rizzler Who Stole Christmas
November 24, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Dr Seuss' The Rizzler Who Stole Christmas
Reposted by The Great Dean Malenko
Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
November 21, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
So dehydrated I'm pissing crystal lite.
November 21, 2024 at 1:34 PM
So dehydrated I'm pissing crystal lite.
Me, from a different era
November 20, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Me, from a different era
Analysis always begins with anal.
November 20, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Analysis always begins with anal.
Thinking I should get heavily into cocaine. I'm skinny, don't sleep and talk too much, just need the self-confidence boost and I'm there.
November 20, 2024 at 11:06 AM
Thinking I should get heavily into cocaine. I'm skinny, don't sleep and talk too much, just need the self-confidence boost and I'm there.
Remember: social media is for funsies.
November 20, 2024 at 10:21 AM
Remember: social media is for funsies.
What happened? I used to be the sexiest bitch, how did it end up like this?
October 16, 2023 at 7:41 PM
What happened? I used to be the sexiest bitch, how did it end up like this?
Took a break from this BS, but I'm back, baby!
October 10, 2023 at 6:59 AM
Took a break from this BS, but I'm back, baby!
Burn me all you want, Fantastic Damage is the greatest hip hop album ever. Bridges the gaps and is the last old school and modern joint
September 2, 2023 at 11:36 PM
Burn me all you want, Fantastic Damage is the greatest hip hop album ever. Bridges the gaps and is the last old school and modern joint
Elon obviously hates millennial boom bap NY rap, because I tried to post thus EL-P track and was denied!
If you loves hip hop circa 2006/7 you know the opening riff because that 30 sec got you through whatever you were working towards
youtu.be/vsKQIuTeXLw?...
If you loves hip hop circa 2006/7 you know the opening riff because that 30 sec got you through whatever you were working towards
youtu.be/vsKQIuTeXLw?...
September 2, 2023 at 10:44 PM
Elon obviously hates millennial boom bap NY rap, because I tried to post thus EL-P track and was denied!
If you loves hip hop circa 2006/7 you know the opening riff because that 30 sec got you through whatever you were working towards
youtu.be/vsKQIuTeXLw?...
If you loves hip hop circa 2006/7 you know the opening riff because that 30 sec got you through whatever you were working towards
youtu.be/vsKQIuTeXLw?...
I had the weirdest dream last night that I was helping Boyz II Men make End of the Road and then they sang it to Nolan Ryan at his retirement game. I need to stop playing immaculate grid before bed.
September 1, 2023 at 11:53 PM
I had the weirdest dream last night that I was helping Boyz II Men make End of the Road and then they sang it to Nolan Ryan at his retirement game. I need to stop playing immaculate grid before bed.