Grateful Ted(dy)
@gratefulteddy.bsky.social
Wake up to find out that you are the burger of the world
This was the plan all along
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This was the plan all along
At least he’ll have broken wrist immunity after this.
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
At least he’ll have broken wrist immunity after this.
Definitely the type of dude who would have this pinned to their profile.
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Definitely the type of dude who would have this pinned to their profile.
Fox is to blame for so, so many of society’s ills.
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Fox is to blame for so, so many of society’s ills.
I don’t know much about trees in the forest, but I do know about media coverage of the NFL, and I can guarantee you that him breaking this record will make make a loud sound.
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I don’t know much about trees in the forest, but I do know about media coverage of the NFL, and I can guarantee you that him breaking this record will make make a loud sound.
Can you say with 100% certainty that they were/are not?
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Can you say with 100% certainty that they were/are not?
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
IKR, don't you just hate it when you have to see a loving father/son moment?
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
IKR, don't you just hate it when you have to see a loving father/son moment?
Robbie Gower, obviously.
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Robbie Gower, obviously.
If Rudolph came out wearing Rodgers’ jersey, would anyone know the difference based on his play?
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If Rudolph came out wearing Rodgers’ jersey, would anyone know the difference based on his play?
We're living in the Idiocracy prequel timeline.
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
We're living in the Idiocracy prequel timeline.
Yeah, they are. They even went so far as to install an operative as the President of the United States.
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Yeah, they are. They even went so far as to install an operative as the President of the United States.
Are they licensed to ill?
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Are they licensed to ill?
I once found ~$100 when I was like 19. I had a new bag of weed within an hour.
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I once found ~$100 when I was like 19. I had a new bag of weed within an hour.
*Applying Betteridge's law without bothering to read the article*
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
*Applying Betteridge's law without bothering to read the article*
That stinks. I used to drive through there everyday. It's a bad intersection that's heavily congested this time of day.
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
That stinks. I used to drive through there everyday. It's a bad intersection that's heavily congested this time of day.
You're parroting ICE logic when they try to justify snatching up citizens. "I can just tell by the way they're dressed."
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
You're parroting ICE logic when they try to justify snatching up citizens. "I can just tell by the way they're dressed."
That sounds like something they would say to justify police violence against people in dew rags and baggy pants.
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
That sounds like something they would say to justify police violence against people in dew rags and baggy pants.
The officer bragging to his buddies about using force on a shoplifter.
ice cube says i got to say it was a good day in a video
ALT: ice cube says i got to say it was a good day in a video
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The officer bragging to his buddies about using force on a shoplifter.
No doubt!
two hands giving each other a high five
ALT: two hands giving each other a high five
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
No doubt!
I have no doubt that he's doing quite well, just as he was prior to his great escape.
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I have no doubt that he's doing quite well, just as he was prior to his great escape.
From the worst run team in the NFL to the worst run team in MLB. Nice "escape," buddy.
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
From the worst run team in the NFL to the worst run team in MLB. Nice "escape," buddy.