Grateful Ted(dy)
@gratefulteddy.bsky.social
Wake up to find out that you are the burger of the world
Definitely the type of dude who would have this pinned to their profile.
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Definitely the type of dude who would have this pinned to their profile.
What about lil Penny?
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
What about lil Penny?
The FBI to the rescue!
October 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The FBI to the rescue!
Yeah, *this* guy has no business critiquing how others look.
October 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Yeah, *this* guy has no business critiquing how others look.
The Florio go 10 minutes without thinking about Bill Belichick (impossible)
October 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The Florio go 10 minutes without thinking about Bill Belichick (impossible)
Option one: just claim that you won and harass them until they just give it to you out of fear for their child’s safety.
September 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Option one: just claim that you won and harass them until they just give it to you out of fear for their child’s safety.
More accurate:
September 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
More accurate:
With the amount of unwarranted hype around this kid, you have to expect a certain amount of glee from weary fans when he struggles, regardless of context.
August 31, 2025 at 2:25 AM
With the amount of unwarranted hype around this kid, you have to expect a certain amount of glee from weary fans when he struggles, regardless of context.
Keep scrolling, bud.
August 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Keep scrolling, bud.
Wait! He has pants on during dark star.
August 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Wait! He has pants on during dark star.
We stand corrected lol
August 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
We stand corrected lol
At least try a different GIF for a change of pace 😂
August 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
At least try a different GIF for a change of pace 😂
Who said I do? I just enjoy making fun of people who go way the hell out of their way to go out of their way to continually proclaim that “no one” cares when people clearly do care. Man, you sure are triggered by something that you don’t care about.
August 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Who said I do? I just enjoy making fun of people who go way the hell out of their way to go out of their way to continually proclaim that “no one” cares when people clearly do care. Man, you sure are triggered by something that you don’t care about.
Close, but it will be with Mayflower, the official moving company of the NFL.
August 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Close, but it will be with Mayflower, the official moving company of the NFL.
You haven’t lived until you’ve had these. They’re oddly better in the small bag than the big one though 🤷♂️
August 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You haven’t lived until you’ve had these. They’re oddly better in the small bag than the big one though 🤷♂️
I’ll gladly take some MDP clips.
August 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I’ll gladly take some MDP clips.
Idk who tf Georges Laraque is, but we have something in common.
August 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Idk who tf Georges Laraque is, but we have something in common.
Who the hell violently collided with Baker in the locker room before the game even started? That’s pretty wild shit.
August 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Who the hell violently collided with Baker in the locker room before the game even started? That’s pretty wild shit.
