sam (grassdragontype)
@grassdragontype.bsky.social
30+ writer in NY working on a space shooty game and slice-of-life fantasy horticulture novel for orc-lovers (no revile)
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
Serious question: what animal feels the most like math
January 4, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Serious question: what animal feels the most like math
There’s no rule that says a penguin can’t ride
December 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
There’s no rule that says a penguin can’t ride
Thinking bout them today
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Thinking bout them today
Games do belong in cubes, I’ve been saying this
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Games do belong in cubes, I’ve been saying this
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hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue.
we’ll all subscribe en masse
we’ll all subscribe en masse
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue.
we’ll all subscribe en masse
we’ll all subscribe en masse
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A meaningful story on YALSA's blog The Hub. Book bans are a terrible form of censorship, but this interaction between a librarian and their teen patron is so lovely. It's short and sweet. Give it a read. 💕 @yalsa.bsky.social
www.yalsa.ala.org/thehub/2025/...
www.yalsa.ala.org/thehub/2025/...
The Check Please Moment: Why Censorship is a Threat to Safe Spaces
We fight censorship not just for intellectual freedom, but for the young person who spends their fall break quietly finding themselves on our shelves.
www.yalsa.ala.org
October 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
A meaningful story on YALSA's blog The Hub. Book bans are a terrible form of censorship, but this interaction between a librarian and their teen patron is so lovely. It's short and sweet. Give it a read. 💕 @yalsa.bsky.social
www.yalsa.ala.org/thehub/2025/...
www.yalsa.ala.org/thehub/2025/...
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My favourite of the Cow Tools edits
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My favourite of the Cow Tools edits
Just had a brain blast and remembered this place
August 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Just had a brain blast and remembered this place
This mantis took all morning to make the jump
August 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This mantis took all morning to make the jump
Grass Wonder lived a real long time for a horse. Hope it’s greener big guy
August 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Grass Wonder lived a real long time for a horse. Hope it’s greener big guy
Artist’s Alley with dollars in hand is about to be the only way to buy anything ever
July 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Artist’s Alley with dollars in hand is about to be the only way to buy anything ever
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Itch's new content policy is:
1. We can't tell you what violates the rules.
2. If you violate the rules, we take all your money. Not just the money from that work, ALL your money from EVERYTHING you've ever made.
I don't care how much of a smol bean Itch is, this is not a viable platform.
1. We can't tell you what violates the rules.
2. If you violate the rules, we take all your money. Not just the money from that work, ALL your money from EVERYTHING you've ever made.
I don't care how much of a smol bean Itch is, this is not a viable platform.
July 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Itch's new content policy is:
1. We can't tell you what violates the rules.
2. If you violate the rules, we take all your money. Not just the money from that work, ALL your money from EVERYTHING you've ever made.
I don't care how much of a smol bean Itch is, this is not a viable platform.
1. We can't tell you what violates the rules.
2. If you violate the rules, we take all your money. Not just the money from that work, ALL your money from EVERYTHING you've ever made.
I don't care how much of a smol bean Itch is, this is not a viable platform.
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After a decade in distribution limbo, 'Baman Piderman' is finally coming home. Its creators have reclaimed the rights and will produce four to five new episodes to complete the story they began in the pre-YouTube, Newgrounds era of internet animation.
www.cartoonbrew.com/animators/ba...
www.cartoonbrew.com/animators/ba...
'Baman Piderman' Returns To Creators' YouTube After 10 Years
After a 10 year distribution nightmare, internet cult favorite 'Baman Piderman' returns to its owner's channel on Aug. 1 with new episodes planned.
www.cartoonbrew.com
July 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
After a decade in distribution limbo, 'Baman Piderman' is finally coming home. Its creators have reclaimed the rights and will produce four to five new episodes to complete the story they began in the pre-YouTube, Newgrounds era of internet animation.
www.cartoonbrew.com/animators/ba...
www.cartoonbrew.com/animators/ba...
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Itchio - "We have “deindexed” all adult NSFW content from our browse and search pages."
..."We are currently conducting a comprehensive audit of content to ensure we can meet the requirements of our payment processors."
itch.io/updates/upda...
..."We are currently conducting a comprehensive audit of content to ensure we can meet the requirements of our payment processors."
itch.io/updates/upda...
July 24, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Itchio - "We have “deindexed” all adult NSFW content from our browse and search pages."
..."We are currently conducting a comprehensive audit of content to ensure we can meet the requirements of our payment processors."
itch.io/updates/upda...
..."We are currently conducting a comprehensive audit of content to ensure we can meet the requirements of our payment processors."
itch.io/updates/upda...
What zines should I make to scatter around colossal east
July 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
What zines should I make to scatter around colossal east
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And now for a very special #StepManiaX PSA in collaboration with our friends at @dcellgames.com
July 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
And now for a very special #StepManiaX PSA in collaboration with our friends at @dcellgames.com
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it’s that time of year again
July 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
it’s that time of year again
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My aunt who teaches first grade took a photo of a fawn tucked up against her school—she said the moms leave them there during the daytime for safety because the scent of adult deer can attract predators. Felt like painting it for her birthday 🎉
July 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
My aunt who teaches first grade took a photo of a fawn tucked up against her school—she said the moms leave them there during the daytime for safety because the scent of adult deer can attract predators. Felt like painting it for her birthday 🎉
Fun plant cliches:
When someone grabs a snake instead of a vine
Trees that want to fuck your shit up
That flower that only grows in the hardest place to get to
When someone grabs a snake instead of a vine
Trees that want to fuck your shit up
That flower that only grows in the hardest place to get to
June 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Fun plant cliches:
When someone grabs a snake instead of a vine
Trees that want to fuck your shit up
That flower that only grows in the hardest place to get to
When someone grabs a snake instead of a vine
Trees that want to fuck your shit up
That flower that only grows in the hardest place to get to
Writing the draft before you’ve found the voice
June 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Writing the draft before you’ve found the voice