Grant Schulert, MD, PhD
grantschulert.bsky.social
Grant Schulert, MD, PhD
@grantschulert.bsky.social
Pediatric rheumatologist, scientist, husband and father, baseball fan. Studies #SJIA, #MAS, autoinflammation. Former @iowamed, @vumcpeds. He/him. Views my own.

https://www.cincinnatichildrens.org/research/divisions/r/rheumatology/labs/schulert
And in case you think folks are being alarmist, here is the President:
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
But here they come for the whole lot:
- Polio is eradicated so let’s do away with that!
- Prevnar wasn’t tested vs saline so it’s unsafe - gone!
- Chickenpox was a week home watching TV, let’s bring it back!
- HPV vax makes you faint, that is worse than cervical cancer!
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Add in a side of immigrant-bashing and you have a narrative where this change seems innocuous, even reasonable. Plus it’s mostly poor kids who will get Hepatitis and die, and we’ll just blame that on immigrants too (see above).
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It plays into lots of anti-Vax tropes: children are naturally perfectly healthy, and what’s more healthy than a newborn!? We must protect children, and want’s more vulnerable than a newborn?! You can only get HepB from dangerous things MY child would never do!!
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Hep B is the low-hanging fruit of the childhood vaccine schedule, and that’s what made it a target, rather than anything inherent to its efficacy (high) or safety (very good even compared to other vaccines).
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I *think* I read this as the cap is dead?!? But 🤷
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Update:
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Courtesy of the 16 year old 😂
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Oh and the follow-up! Someone did the study! Based on this I expect the @USArmy to begin phasing out parachutes based on this well designed placebo-controlled trial:

www.bmj.com/content/363/...
Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial
Objective To determine if using a parachute prevents death or major traumatic injury when jumping from an aircraft. Design Randomized controlled trial. Setting Private or commercial aircraft between...
www.bmj.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
There are no placebo controlled trials of parachutes, or many other lifesaving things we use all the time. Sometimes placebo controls are dangerous, unethical, or downright stupid. Doesn’t mean the intervention isn’t safe or effective.
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM