legally bland
@grandslambreakfast.bsky.social
dyl. 33. into things. stl adjacent.
Gonna finish building this dresser instead of cranking hog 😩
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Gonna finish building this dresser instead of cranking hog 😩
The hand feel of this wine glass is god tier
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The hand feel of this wine glass is god tier
Pizza rolls, wine and Potomac tonight. Work week got me needing a hard reset and it’s Monday 😩
November 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizza rolls, wine and Potomac tonight. Work week got me needing a hard reset and it’s Monday 😩
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The aur naur taking me out
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The aur naur taking me out
Idk what she’s saying but it sure is pretty
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Idk what she’s saying but it sure is pretty
Why does the monochrome tag ruffle my feathers but the fat cock tag does not?
November 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Why does the monochrome tag ruffle my feathers but the fat cock tag does not?
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I manifested this shiiiiit 🤪💗
Anyway when I start dating again I’ll be looking for somebody honest, obsessed with me, nerdy and hairy. That’s it’s, that’s the criteria
October 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I manifested this shiiiiit 🤪💗
Everyone enjoying the 57 degree weather with the screen door open
October 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Everyone enjoying the 57 degree weather with the screen door open
Last night in the dungeon, moving day is tomorrow 🤪
October 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Last night in the dungeon, moving day is tomorrow 🤪
Painting with babe
October 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Painting with babe
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Same, girl. Same.
October 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Same, girl. Same.
Had a regional visit at work today and they basically said my pussy is popping severely 😇
September 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Had a regional visit at work today and they basically said my pussy is popping severely 😇
We still alive btw
September 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
We still alive btw
I’d say bc I’m usually kind and got a palatable donger
August 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I’d say bc I’m usually kind and got a palatable donger
Saw Weapons with a cutie and when we were going back to their place I started running towards their apt weapons style and their neighbor was walking in and stopped dead in the their tracks I imagine petrified that a giant man was running towards them in the dark. I felt so bad but it was funny
August 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Saw Weapons with a cutie and when we were going back to their place I started running towards their apt weapons style and their neighbor was walking in and stopped dead in the their tracks I imagine petrified that a giant man was running towards them in the dark. I felt so bad but it was funny
We love a fall flavor
August 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
We love a fall flavor
Hello my baby, hello my honey
Hello my ragtime, summertime gyatt
Hello my ragtime, summertime gyatt
August 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Hello my baby, hello my honey
Hello my ragtime, summertime gyatt
Hello my ragtime, summertime gyatt
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“inside you there are two wolves” nope, it’s these two
July 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
“inside you there are two wolves” nope, it’s these two
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So in therapy it’s a lot of me talking (duh) and my therapist is super supportive and I was expecting her to be like dog you’re crazy but it hasn’t been that and that’s cool.
July 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
So in therapy it’s a lot of me talking (duh) and my therapist is super supportive and I was expecting her to be like dog you’re crazy but it hasn’t been that and that’s cool.
July 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Anyway loooooved the invisible woman movie
July 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Anyway loooooved the invisible woman movie