Janet Turner or “Jose Padilla”
@govtjanet.bsky.social
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My fur mama anxiety is out of this world.
We just dropped the pup off at the vet for his dental work. I kept it together for him but now I don’t know what to do with myself for the next several hours.
Twiddle my thumbs and try not to panic? That’s the best I’ve got.
We just dropped the pup off at the vet for his dental work. I kept it together for him but now I don’t know what to do with myself for the next several hours.
Twiddle my thumbs and try not to panic? That’s the best I’ve got.
January 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
My fur mama anxiety is out of this world.
We just dropped the pup off at the vet for his dental work. I kept it together for him but now I don’t know what to do with myself for the next several hours.
Twiddle my thumbs and try not to panic? That’s the best I’ve got.
We just dropped the pup off at the vet for his dental work. I kept it together for him but now I don’t know what to do with myself for the next several hours.
Twiddle my thumbs and try not to panic? That’s the best I’ve got.
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At work with no doughnuts and none my puppy.
January 9, 2026 at 4:58 PM
At work with no doughnuts and none my puppy.
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The 1st of my let's save democracy video series went up on Youtube tonight.
January 9, 2026 at 9:15 AM
The 1st of my let's save democracy video series went up on Youtube tonight.
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The World Cup should not be held in the United States.
January 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
The World Cup should not be held in the United States.
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I learned something interesting. I cant smell "stink bugs" because its apparently a genetic trait to be able to do so (like how some people taste soapy cilantro). I always wondered why they were called stink bugs when I never noticed any odor from them. Apparently only some people can haha
January 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I learned something interesting. I cant smell "stink bugs" because its apparently a genetic trait to be able to do so (like how some people taste soapy cilantro). I always wondered why they were called stink bugs when I never noticed any odor from them. Apparently only some people can haha
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SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA,
You up? I'm packing for tomorrow night, NEW YEAR'S EVE at
The Palace of Fine Arts. I've got some pretty big jokes. I'll probably get dinged extra for luggage. There are still tickets available.
www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
You up? I'm packing for tomorrow night, NEW YEAR'S EVE at
The Palace of Fine Arts. I've got some pretty big jokes. I'll probably get dinged extra for luggage. There are still tickets available.
www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
Paula Poundstone
Iconic comedian Paula Poundstone is known for her smart, observational humor and a spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. She regularly plays theaters across the country, hosts a weekly...
www.purplepass.com
December 31, 2025 at 8:42 AM
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA,
You up? I'm packing for tomorrow night, NEW YEAR'S EVE at
The Palace of Fine Arts. I've got some pretty big jokes. I'll probably get dinged extra for luggage. There are still tickets available.
www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
You up? I'm packing for tomorrow night, NEW YEAR'S EVE at
The Palace of Fine Arts. I've got some pretty big jokes. I'll probably get dinged extra for luggage. There are still tickets available.
www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
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this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)
As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.
USPS Announces Changes to the Postmark Date System
The United States Postal Service (USPS) has adopted a final rule (FR Doc.
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December 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)
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The Californian rabbit changes color with the season. Benson’s ears have turned gray for the winter.
December 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The Californian rabbit changes color with the season. Benson’s ears have turned gray for the winter.
No problem:
Caption Stay Angry Little Girl with drawing of little girl with her hands on her hips and a written explanation below that it comes from the book “A Wrinkle in Time” where Mrs. Whatsit said to Meg, “Stay Angry, little Meg. You will need all your anger now.”
Caption Stay Angry Little Girl with drawing of little girl with her hands on her hips and a written explanation below that it comes from the book “A Wrinkle in Time” where Mrs. Whatsit said to Meg, “Stay Angry, little Meg. You will need all your anger now.”
December 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
No problem:
Caption Stay Angry Little Girl with drawing of little girl with her hands on her hips and a written explanation below that it comes from the book “A Wrinkle in Time” where Mrs. Whatsit said to Meg, “Stay Angry, little Meg. You will need all your anger now.”
Caption Stay Angry Little Girl with drawing of little girl with her hands on her hips and a written explanation below that it comes from the book “A Wrinkle in Time” where Mrs. Whatsit said to Meg, “Stay Angry, little Meg. You will need all your anger now.”
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Benson is holidayed out.
December 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Benson is holidayed out.
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Dear SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA,
There are still plenty of seats at my NEW YEAR'S EVE SHOW at The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... Don't wait too long to get your tix. A busload of people from Iowa might take them.
There are still plenty of seats at my NEW YEAR'S EVE SHOW at The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... Don't wait too long to get your tix. A busload of people from Iowa might take them.
Paula Poundstone
Paula Poundstone is known for her smart, observational humor and a spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. Time magazine, in the March 2020 “Best of” issue, listed Paula’s HBO special, Ca...
www.purplepass.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Dear SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA,
There are still plenty of seats at my NEW YEAR'S EVE SHOW at The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... Don't wait too long to get your tix. A busload of people from Iowa might take them.
There are still plenty of seats at my NEW YEAR'S EVE SHOW at The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... Don't wait too long to get your tix. A busload of people from Iowa might take them.
New California law requires ingredient change for this grocery staple www.sfchronicle.com/food/article...
New California law requires ingredient change for this grocery staple
The law is aimed at closing a health gap. Will the move impact the taste of tortillas across California?
www.sfchronicle.com
December 28, 2025 at 8:08 AM
New California law requires ingredient change for this grocery staple www.sfchronicle.com/food/article...
Interstate 5 closed for hours after gas line explosion near Grapevine www.sfchronicle.com/california/a...
Interstate 5 closed for hours after gas line explosion near Grapevine
Many residents, including those outside the affected area, reported smelling gas.
www.sfchronicle.com
December 28, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Interstate 5 closed for hours after gas line explosion near Grapevine www.sfchronicle.com/california/a...
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If 2026 is The Year of the Typo, I will be worshopped as a goddess.
December 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If 2026 is The Year of the Typo, I will be worshopped as a goddess.
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SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA,
Are you still up? I used to be a bicycle messenger in Donwtown SF. I was too weak to ride up a hill, and too scared to ride down. I was late a lot. Sorry.
Join me for big laughs at The Palace of Fine Arts—NEW YEAR"S EVE!
www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
Are you still up? I used to be a bicycle messenger in Donwtown SF. I was too weak to ride up a hill, and too scared to ride down. I was late a lot. Sorry.
Join me for big laughs at The Palace of Fine Arts—NEW YEAR"S EVE!
www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
Paula Poundstone
Paula Poundstone is known for her smart, observational humor and a spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. Time magazine, in the March 2020 “Best of” issue, listed Paula’s HBO special, Ca...
www.purplepass.com
December 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA,
Are you still up? I used to be a bicycle messenger in Donwtown SF. I was too weak to ride up a hill, and too scared to ride down. I was late a lot. Sorry.
Join me for big laughs at The Palace of Fine Arts—NEW YEAR"S EVE!
www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
Are you still up? I used to be a bicycle messenger in Donwtown SF. I was too weak to ride up a hill, and too scared to ride down. I was late a lot. Sorry.
Join me for big laughs at The Palace of Fine Arts—NEW YEAR"S EVE!
www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
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UPDATE: CNN confirms that "the envelope [holding the Epstein-Nassar Note] was sent from the Metropolitan Correctional Center in New York City [where Epstein was being held] to Nassar"—*and* got vetted by federal officials.
Which explains the Virginia postmark (where the FBI is).
Which explains the Virginia postmark (where the FBI is).
December 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
UPDATE: CNN confirms that "the envelope [holding the Epstein-Nassar Note] was sent from the Metropolitan Correctional Center in New York City [where Epstein was being held] to Nassar"—*and* got vetted by federal officials.
Which explains the Virginia postmark (where the FBI is).
Which explains the Virginia postmark (where the FBI is).
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Somewhere right now, RFK Jr. is definitely not calling Children’s Health Defense to complain about “evil media” coverage. Definitely not over his plan to remake the U.S. vaccination schedule in Denmark’s image. Pure coincidence.
childrenshealthdefense.org/defender/med...
childrenshealthdefense.org/defender/med...
December 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Somewhere right now, RFK Jr. is definitely not calling Children’s Health Defense to complain about “evil media” coverage. Definitely not over his plan to remake the U.S. vaccination schedule in Denmark’s image. Pure coincidence.
childrenshealthdefense.org/defender/med...
childrenshealthdefense.org/defender/med...
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We are not surprised one bit. DOGE was a complete waste.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
How Did DOGE Disrupt So Much While Saving So Little?
www.nytimes.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
We are not surprised one bit. DOGE was a complete waste.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
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If something goes wrong with Nvidia’s business, this whole sector is in trouble. And judging by the increasing competition its chips face, something could go wrong soon.
Read more from @lopatto.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
Read more from @lopatto.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
December 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If something goes wrong with Nvidia’s business, this whole sector is in trouble. And judging by the increasing competition its chips face, something could go wrong soon.
Read more from @lopatto.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
Read more from @lopatto.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
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🚨Alert! Salmonella outbreak: Linked to Raw Oysters.
64 people sick in 22 states with 29 hospitalizations.
CDC and FDA are working to determine if there is a single source.
👩🍳Cook oysters before eating.
64 people sick in 22 states with 29 hospitalizations.
CDC and FDA are working to determine if there is a single source.
👩🍳Cook oysters before eating.
December 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
🚨Alert! Salmonella outbreak: Linked to Raw Oysters.
64 people sick in 22 states with 29 hospitalizations.
CDC and FDA are working to determine if there is a single source.
👩🍳Cook oysters before eating.
64 people sick in 22 states with 29 hospitalizations.
CDC and FDA are working to determine if there is a single source.
👩🍳Cook oysters before eating.
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Dear SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA,
Are you still up? I once called MUNI to report that a bus had pushed my car from behind. The person on the phone asked me what I was doing? I'll tell you the rest on NEW YEAR'S EVE at
The Palace of Fine Arts
www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
Are you still up? I once called MUNI to report that a bus had pushed my car from behind. The person on the phone asked me what I was doing? I'll tell you the rest on NEW YEAR'S EVE at
The Palace of Fine Arts
www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
Paula Poundstone
Paula Poundstone is known for her smart, observational humor and a spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. Time magazine, in the March 2020 “Best of” issue, listed Paula’s HBO special, Ca...
www.purplepass.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Dear SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA,
Are you still up? I once called MUNI to report that a bus had pushed my car from behind. The person on the phone asked me what I was doing? I'll tell you the rest on NEW YEAR'S EVE at
The Palace of Fine Arts
www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
Are you still up? I once called MUNI to report that a bus had pushed my car from behind. The person on the phone asked me what I was doing? I'll tell you the rest on NEW YEAR'S EVE at
The Palace of Fine Arts
www.purplepass.com/events/33288...