Tess 🏳️⚧️
@gortess.bsky.social
I'm so alpha I killed every beta cell in my body.
HRT: 11.15.23
46, programmer (probably not the kind you need), TTRPG, Warcraft, Ski, my dragon hoard contains song lyrics and useful information, sarcasm is my special interest.
HRT: 11.15.23
46, programmer (probably not the kind you need), TTRPG, Warcraft, Ski, my dragon hoard contains song lyrics and useful information, sarcasm is my special interest.
I don't understand, it wants me to have a pear but there is only one?
December 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I don't understand, it wants me to have a pear but there is only one?
You are already doing all the research to satirize the news, might as well get paid twice and publish The Noino as well.
December 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
You are already doing all the research to satirize the news, might as well get paid twice and publish The Noino as well.
I've always been the one getting yelled at to get finished getting ready as it turns out.
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I've always been the one getting yelled at to get finished getting ready as it turns out.
it seems close though a lot closer than the ai buttler bullshit
December 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
it seems close though a lot closer than the ai buttler bullshit
it was the same last time, the bad people in Deutschland had a lot of support from the US until they very didn't.
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
it was the same last time, the bad people in Deutschland had a lot of support from the US until they very didn't.
Also please fix your own country before helping others. 😉 Seriously wtf even is Starmer, run as Labor governs as Fash, that isn't a route to power that has ever held on long term.
December 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Also please fix your own country before helping others. 😉 Seriously wtf even is Starmer, run as Labor governs as Fash, that isn't a route to power that has ever held on long term.
I don't think we can even do stuff like have you donate to a candidate over there I think is cool in return for me donating for you over here, but I already donated so don't worry about it.
December 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I don't think we can even do stuff like have you donate to a candidate over there I think is cool in return for me donating for you over here, but I already donated so don't worry about it.
i thought you had the preschool vote locked in already, always more work to do I guess.
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
i thought you had the preschool vote locked in already, always more work to do I guess.
I watched people pour their souls into this thing en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA I'm no more impressed by modern LLMs.
ELIZA - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 9, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I watched people pour their souls into this thing en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA I'm no more impressed by modern LLMs.
but they would rather grift on androids than embrace their actual achievement
December 9, 2025 at 9:24 AM
but they would rather grift on androids than embrace their actual achievement
honestly they should be bragging about how good their teleoperation tech is, there are remote surgery bots that put this thing to shame on fine motor but being able to put a human shaped thing in situations at no risk to the operator is fucking amazing.
but firefighters are volunteers so no market.
but firefighters are volunteers so no market.
December 9, 2025 at 9:20 AM
honestly they should be bragging about how good their teleoperation tech is, there are remote surgery bots that put this thing to shame on fine motor but being able to put a human shaped thing in situations at no risk to the operator is fucking amazing.
but firefighters are volunteers so no market.
but firefighters are volunteers so no market.
On the one hand I want to be acknowledged and appreciated.
On the other hand I do not want to be observed.
On the other hand I do not want to be observed.
December 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
On the one hand I want to be acknowledged and appreciated.
On the other hand I do not want to be observed.
On the other hand I do not want to be observed.
You can still be packing planters.
I think they probably have to incinerate them as medical waste but some doctors may let you take them home in a little glass jar.
I wish I had my exploded gallbladder. I would like a visual aid for the decades of pain it gave me. Alas, all I have is scars.
I think they probably have to incinerate them as medical waste but some doctors may let you take them home in a little glass jar.
I wish I had my exploded gallbladder. I would like a visual aid for the decades of pain it gave me. Alas, all I have is scars.
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
You can still be packing planters.
I think they probably have to incinerate them as medical waste but some doctors may let you take them home in a little glass jar.
I wish I had my exploded gallbladder. I would like a visual aid for the decades of pain it gave me. Alas, all I have is scars.
I think they probably have to incinerate them as medical waste but some doctors may let you take them home in a little glass jar.
I wish I had my exploded gallbladder. I would like a visual aid for the decades of pain it gave me. Alas, all I have is scars.
I didn't think we could top the Hannah Fry/Michael Stevens
collab, but here we are.
I can't imagine a greater death knell to satanic panic 2 than congresspeople playing D&D.
collab, but here we are.
I can't imagine a greater death knell to satanic panic 2 than congresspeople playing D&D.
December 9, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I didn't think we could top the Hannah Fry/Michael Stevens
collab, but here we are.
I can't imagine a greater death knell to satanic panic 2 than congresspeople playing D&D.
collab, but here we are.
I can't imagine a greater death knell to satanic panic 2 than congresspeople playing D&D.
i have a love hate relationship with how people react to asbestos, uranium glass, certain pottery glazes, bananas when you show them in a cloud chamber.
It is funny, but it is also terrifying how little knowledge most people walk around with.
It is funny, but it is also terrifying how little knowledge most people walk around with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
i have a love hate relationship with how people react to asbestos, uranium glass, certain pottery glazes, bananas when you show them in a cloud chamber.
It is funny, but it is also terrifying how little knowledge most people walk around with.
It is funny, but it is also terrifying how little knowledge most people walk around with.
Would have been funnier in November but good luck. I hear that other than having more room for activities you barely notice they are gone.
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Would have been funnier in November but good luck. I hear that other than having more room for activities you barely notice they are gone.
yeah or they realize there is no upside only downside.
I have a pal that is a doc for the VA so I end up hearing about how this sort of nonsense is worked around for existing patients.
I have a pal that is a doc for the VA so I end up hearing about how this sort of nonsense is worked around for existing patients.
December 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
yeah or they realize there is no upside only downside.
I have a pal that is a doc for the VA so I end up hearing about how this sort of nonsense is worked around for existing patients.
I have a pal that is a doc for the VA so I end up hearing about how this sort of nonsense is worked around for existing patients.
Probably they don't want the smoke from radicalizing service members by taking care away from their dependants, especially since some of them will have had the surgery and be fully dependent on exogenous hormones.
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Probably they don't want the smoke from radicalizing service members by taking care away from their dependants, especially since some of them will have had the surgery and be fully dependent on exogenous hormones.
Posers pose, and their envy corrupts them.
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Posers pose, and their envy corrupts them.
only one way to find out
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
only one way to find out
Be where you are happy, people are always trying to warn us away from living our lives.
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Be where you are happy, people are always trying to warn us away from living our lives.