gopperman.bsky.social
@gopperman.bsky.social
To me, it is incredibly funny to straightforwardly summarize the careers of the people running for local office
August 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Working on my toughest assignment ever for Worcester Sucks. In this groundbreaking investigation, I take a look at the candidates running for city council, and attempt to answer the question: where does a chin end, and a neck begin? Why do these guys all look like this?
August 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
BREAKING: Pope Leo's first decree is to reinstate an elite amphibious strike team, illustrated here in 1871

The team of elite bishops will conduct missions to capture and recruit children for a janissary-like training program, designed to militarize the Vatican following threats made by JD Vance
May 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Why would the FBI do this? Well, there's your answer right there www.wbur.org/news/2025/05...
May 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If you would like to learn more about how the FBI has spent decades doing literally this, check out my recent piece in Worcester Sucks www.worcestersucks.email/p/the-red-sc...
May 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
the signs of a good and healthy economy
March 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
it brings me no pleasure to report this, but looks like the overall quality at bagel time has gone down a little bit since they moved. I'll need to investigate further by getting bagels more often
March 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I was just reading up on Negro Matapacos, the Chilean protest dog, and I love how some wikipedia editor took the time to point out how much the dog got laid. RIP to a legend
February 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM