gopperman.bsky.social
@gopperman.bsky.social
To me, it is incredibly funny to straightforwardly summarize the careers of the people running for local office
August 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Working on my toughest assignment ever for Worcester Sucks. In this groundbreaking investigation, I take a look at the candidates running for city council, and attempt to answer the question: where does a chin end, and a neck begin? Why do these guys all look like this?
August 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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This is an act of silencing and cowardice
May 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Disappointed that they couldn't miniaturize this into a McTechnical
As part of the red-carpet treatment, Saudi officials arranged for a fully operational mobile McDonald’s unit to accompany President Trump during his stay.

According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.
May 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
it's increasingly looking like ICE and WPD lied about a mother of two assaulting a pregnant woman as a pretense to kidnap and deport her, leaving 16-year and 8-month old children without a mother
May 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"The group, which seeks unspecified damages, argues that the public backlash prevented the company from pursuing 'the aggressive, anti-consumer tactics that it would need to achieve' its earnings goals."

you can't even parody this level of ghoulishness
UnitedHealthcare sued by shareholders over reaction to CEO's killing
The group of investors alleged the company misled them by not adjusting its forecast after Brian Thompson was killed.
www.nbcnews.com
May 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
BREAKING: Pope Leo's first decree is to reinstate an elite amphibious strike team, illustrated here in 1871

The team of elite bishops will conduct missions to capture and recruit children for a janissary-like training program, designed to militarize the Vatican following threats made by JD Vance
May 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
weeks after a Worcester activist received a similar visit, the FBI is questioning climate activists in Boston. "legal experts say it’s rare for the agency to seek out nonviolent climate activists for questioning" sure, definitely, a once in a lifetime occurrence
https://www.wbur.org/news/2025/05/08/boston-environmental-activists-fbi-visits"legal
May 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Hell World and Bill Shaner w/this dispatch on our police state and one of its many unlawful government kidnappings, the destruction of lives, done for what reason none will say. It makes a certain type of white person feel safe so maybe that. www.welcometohellworld.com/they-dont-ne...
They don't need a warrant
A federal kidnapping in Worcester
www.welcometohellworld.com
May 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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We can blame ICE all we want — and we should — but ICE couldn’t do this without the assistance of local police. Including right here in Massachusetts.

This is completely horrifying and unacceptable. #mapoli
May 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
A WPI student answers knock at the door. It's the FBI. They want to know about his animal rights podcast. It's not an isolated incident, the FBI has spent years cracking down on non-violent activists at the expense of pursuing real domestic terror threats. My latest for Worcester Sucks:
The Red Scare never went away, it just briefly turned green
An FBI door knock at WPI has us yet again asking: what's the end goal
www.worcestersucks.email
April 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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the next pope should be ai
February 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
the signs of a good and healthy economy
March 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
it brings me no pleasure to report this, but looks like the overall quality at bagel time has gone down a little bit since they moved. I'll need to investigate further by getting bagels more often
March 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
the next pope should be ai
February 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I was just reading up on Negro Matapacos, the Chilean protest dog, and I love how some wikipedia editor took the time to point out how much the dog got laid. RIP to a legend
February 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM