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cat wrangler. lesbian. western ma
same energy as my septuagenarians forced to cohabitate with a pair of 19 year olds
January 16, 2026 at 1:19 AM
i dont enjoy the childhood friends to lovers trope if they arent roasting each other over stupid shit (affectionately). nobody gives me grief like my wife and i love that about her
January 7, 2026 at 2:47 PM
eda didnt like the gargle of distress i emitted when i found a hole in my wool sock this morning but she doesnt understand. these socks are older than covid
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 PM
she punched that hole herself
January 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
i came on here to post a cat picture and then i saw the news. big yikes. big i hate it here. anyways heres my little cat lilith, she doesnt know what news is and i envy her
January 3, 2026 at 3:21 PM
omw to fulfill the ancient prophecy
December 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
looking down from on high
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
potato
October 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
myrtle the green sea turtle kept harassing the tank divers for shell scratches
October 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
the rockhoppers were very upset about molting
October 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
this is my wife if she was single
October 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
thats my girl!! taking a commanding lead!!
September 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
im rooting for 901. the sassy pose. the winsome gaze. she's a queen
September 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
okay who plugged in the cat
September 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
god forbid a woman have hobbies
August 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
my babies are one year old! look at these WOMEN
August 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
youve heard of chappell roan, now get ready for
July 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
the followup
July 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
who needs nextdoor when you have a neighborhood mailing list and your neighbors are all retired septuagenarians
July 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
pictured: an asshole who snuck into the basement ceiling and wouldn't come out until i offered her cheddar cheese
July 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
forgot to save after reaching floor 50 of the savage labyrinth in wind waker
July 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
dont talk to me or my sister ever again (unless you have food)
July 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
he likes her, he really likes her!
July 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
shes pretty
July 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
ms word... no..... what are you doing....
July 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM